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I wonder how long before criminals start painting orange tips on *REAL* guns.

"Don't shoot!!  Toy gun!!"

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dales wrote:BEOBACHTEN SIE HE DAS!

"Halt mein Bier und beobachtet das!"
fixed it for you

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Although this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. When the 2015 NFL season schedule was originally announced, the Green Bay Packer/Minnesota Viking game scheduled for Week 17 (Jan 3, 2016) had a start time of 12:00 noon (Central Time).  However, about ten days ago when it appeared that the game ...

MajGenl.Meade wrote:Then they all buggered off .....

To find a real Christmas celebration.

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There's a fine line between "being good enough to fix things myself" and "being a cheap son-of-a-gun".

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As Jane Fonda once said, anyone who supports the war is as guilty of a war crime as the pilot who drops the bombs. After doing a Google search (using that line as the search term) I cannot find that quote credited to Ms. Fonda anywhere.  However, I did find this one: I remember saying goodbye to my...

Good version Wes; here's my favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADbJLo4x-tk Getting the two of them together must have been a bit of a Christmas miracle. And it turned out surprisingly better than what one might have expected given the younger singer's reputation and stage persona. http://www...

You betcha.  Between 1978 and 1998 I used to do a 100-km bicycle tour (the 'Tour du Lac') in the fall every year to benefit the American Cancer Society there.  The route always included a roughly 25-mile loop around the lake, and then did a second loop that — depending on how they routed it that par...

I've got a good working relationship with the owner of a body-and-fender shop in my hometown, and there have been a couple of times where I've had minor problems and he has gotten replacement parts from a salvage yard and installed them for me.  Sure it was more costly than if I'd done it myself, bu...

I, for one, would vote for Lord Voldemort before I would vote for the Donald.

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Ah yes, I know the town well.  I'm from La Crosse, WI — about 70 miles west, more or less, along I-90.  You must have been driving I-94 — at least until you got to Tomah WI when it merged and ran together with I-90 as far as Madison. Drive carefully on your way back. http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s...

I read that she has been offered her job back, "in the spirit of the season ". Uh-huh. If it were me, I'd be a little reluctant about accepting their offer.  You know that they are going to be keeping her under extremely close scrutiny, just looking for any little infraction that would be considere...

finally gave up my plans of getting past Chicago tonight and I'm snuggled up in a best western in some tiny town in southern WI for the night. Just out of curiosity, which "tiny town" in southern Wisconsin? http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/cycling/smileys-cycling-022395.gif -"BB...

In America, we'd call it either 'fan-fiction', a 'reboot', or an 'alternate universe'; someone would have eventually presented the idea to Hollywood; and they would have thrown literally tons of money at it to make it into a major blockbuster movie featuring all-star actors and actresses and being h...

Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And just to see who in this cottage did live. I looked all about — a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No socks by ...

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"Should be easy to spot"

Unless she shaves off the beard and hides out at a WalMart store.
People of Walmart.com

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Just going 88 mph (or 141.62 kph) isn't enough to do it.  You must have an operational flux capacitor .... AND the flux capacitor must be receiving 1.21 gigawatts of power. This little plug-in thingie from ThinkGeek http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41oF15sbeJL._SX355_.jpg just isn't going to cu...

I did make my son a fish club out of a piece of ironwood I had laying around. I attached a float to it that I found on beach, on the Wicomico river, when he was still in the womb... A FISH CLUB ?? Most of us use a rod and reel or nets, or occasionally spears or a bow-and-arrow.  I never thought fis...

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And for those of you who don't understand the reference to 'Gabriel Heatter' — http://www.otr.com/heatter.html

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