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Lady Gaga got her dogs back. Seriously, she offered a $500,000 reward to get the two dogs back — a quarter-million smackeroos per dog — "no questions asked" .... but not a word about how much she was offering to find and bring the asshole who shot (and could just as easily have killed) the dog walk...

About fifteen years ago I took a low-speed spill on my bike which resulted in surgery to repair my humerus — I landed wrong with the result that the knob broke off and shattered into about four pieces.  I underwent orthopedic surgery to reattach and reconstruct everything; it healed up well, but to ...

A man went to the doctor.  He said, "Doc, you gotta check my leg.  Something's wrong.  Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme twenty bucks, I really need twenty bucks." "That's highly unusual," said the doctor. ...

It's the active ingredient in the eyedrops — it used to be belladonna, but now I think it's something called Atropine.

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Too bad this guy had already reproduced before he claimed his Darwin Award. Whatever happened to the days of passing out cigars — https://s.yimg.com/aah/blaircandy/baby-bubble-gum-cigars-60.jpg even a bubble-gum or chocolate one — with a pink or blue band on it? And of course, how would *you* like t...

I wouldn't put it past them.  The wheels on the other Mars rover ('Curiosity') were molded/cast so that the Morse code symbols for the letters   'J - P - L'  would be visible in the tire tracks left in the dust. https://www.picgifs.com/emoticons/smileys-and-emoticons/cycling/smileys-cycling-022395.g...

So it's not just a 'white' thing.  People everywhere, no matter their origin, have always sought to find some other group to look down on, for whatever reason, so that they can be 'better' than someone else. Why does this not surprise me? https://www.picgifs.com/emoticons/smileys-and-emoticons/cycli...

How many times does this make now? I believe you have misinterpreted BSG's post. She does not (IMO) mean she is leaving the board. Note that she preceded her witty farewell with "I really love the foe function here". I take this to mean that she will use the system feature to avoid viewing messages...

Buh bye, motherfuckers! How many times does this make now? Don't worry, she'll be back.  She's hooked on this place like like a coke-head on his crack pipe. Besides, we're probably the only people who'll have her by now (and I mean that in whichever sense of the word you wish to use) . https://www....

Too bad whoever baked it didn't run some red and black Twizzlers down the extremities to simulate the veins and arteries — although I suppose it would have been too difficult to suspend them in their proper position rather than having them fall to the bottom of the baking pan. https://www.picgifs.co...

From the link you provided In fact, a study by psychologists from Marist College found links between how fluent a person is in the English language and how fluent they are in swearing. The former - verbal fluency - can be measured by asking volunteers to think of as many words beginning with a certa...

Studies have proven a correlation between use of swear words and high IQ and highly developed vocabulary. I'd love to see some references to those studies, because if one has such a high IQ and a highly developed vocabulary, it would seem to me that one would not need to stoop to gutter talk to exp...

Well played, El Arroyo!! (for those of you who don't know, El Arroyo — rough translation: "The Ditch" — is a popular Tex-Mex restaurant in Austin TX) https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hpUGD9pWIdU/YDFOWhX0oCI/AAAAAAABQ0E/5ZhysyEpGJAi510Zfwe0DyG46SArugn9QCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h552/cruz-reddit.png https://www.picg...

She should sue the hairspray company who clearly caused confusion (for her stupid ass) by using the word glue in their product name. This too should be the thrown out. She should then be ordered to wear a warning sign. Settle for $1 if the company agrees to pay for her tubal ligation. Maybe they ca...

The latest — Ron Johnson has stated he believes that January 6 wasn't an 'armed insurrection' ... because there weren't enough shots fired or guns confiscated to qualify it as one. I can't wait for the next election cycle so I can happily vote against this putz . https://www.picgifs.com/emoticons/sm...

Being an artisan cheesemaker is one thing.  Anybody can do a one-off 'boutique' product, whether it's in California, Kewaskum, Connecticut, or Kalamazoo. But bragging on and on about "locally-sourced"?  Whereinthehell do those foodie mags and other people think the milk that produces the 3.3 BILLION...

That is not the point; the point is the principle of the thing. Clinton committed a crime, an impeachable act, but the democrats and their lackeys chose not to hold a trial for him..... Can you explain that a little better? Exactly, what do you want to me explain? It is not like the events of the t...

Been lighting up daily since August- only way I’ve survived the election lead up and aftermath. Continual, habitual use of mood-altering chemicals. That explains a lot. Right, and all the years before August that you’ve hated me and my posting is explained by what? Your misogyny. That’s what explai...

As an afterthought, I’m not sure which is sadder - that you believed this nonsense on the ‘introductory’ card you have, or that you’ve held on to it. Were you planning to use it someday? I saved it because I thought it was humorous, and because it doesn't take up a lot of space lying on the bottom ...

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Sun Feb 14, 2021 1:34 am

Been lighting up daily since August- only way I’ve survived the election lead up and aftermath.

Continual, habitual use of mood-altering chemicals.  That explains a lot.

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