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by Bicycle Bill
Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:12 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: God is in His Heaven, and All is Right With the World
Replies: 1
Views: 9

God is in His Heaven, and All is Right With the World

Lady Gaga got her dogs back. Seriously, she offered a $500,000 reward to get the two dogs back — a quarter-million smackeroos per dog — "no questions asked" .... but not a word about how much she was offering to find and bring the asshole who shot (and could just as easily have killed) the dog walk...
by Bicycle Bill
Fri Feb 26, 2021 5:52 am
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: Torn ACL
Replies: 19
Views: 88

Re: Torn ACL

About fifteen years ago I took a low-speed spill on my bike which resulted in surgery to repair my humerus — I landed wrong with the result that the knob broke off and shattered into about four pieces.  I underwent orthopedic surgery to reattach and reconstruct everything; it healed up well, but to ...
by Bicycle Bill
Fri Feb 26, 2021 5:20 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: A man goes to the doctor....
Replies: 0
Views: 16

A man goes to the doctor....

A man went to the doctor.  He said, "Doc, you gotta check my leg.  Something's wrong.  Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme twenty bucks, I really need twenty bucks." "That's highly unusual," said the doctor. ...
by Bicycle Bill
Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:35 am
Forum: All our own work
Topic: Home for Random Thoughts
Replies: 3694
Views: 329233

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

It's the active ingredient in the eyedrops — it used to be belladonna, but now I think it's something called Atropine.
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by Bicycle Bill
Wed Feb 24, 2021 3:48 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Gender reveled too much
Replies: 24
Views: 162

Re: Gender reveled too much

Too bad this guy had already reproduced before he claimed his Darwin Award. Whatever happened to the days of passing out cigars — https://s.yimg.com/aah/blaircandy/baby-bubble-gum-cigars-60.jpg even a bubble-gum or chocolate one — with a pink or blue band on it? And of course, how would *you* like t...
by Bicycle Bill
Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:11 am
Forum: Science & Technology
Topic: Coded parachutes
Replies: 1
Views: 33

Re: Coded parachutes

I wouldn't put it past them.  The wheels on the other Mars rover ('Curiosity') were molded/cast so that the Morse code symbols for the letters   'J - P - L'  would be visible in the tire tracks left in the dust. https://www.picgifs.com/emoticons/smileys-and-emoticons/cycling/smileys-cycling-022395.g...
by Bicycle Bill
Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:45 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Get a tan
Replies: 10
Views: 114

Re: Get a tan

So it's not just a 'white' thing.  People everywhere, no matter their origin, have always sought to find some other group to look down on, for whatever reason, so that they can be 'better' than someone else. Why does this not surprise me? https://www.picgifs.com/emoticons/smileys-and-emoticons/cycli...
by Bicycle Bill
Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:35 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: 'Religious' whackos
Replies: 39
Views: 395

Re: 'Religious' whackos

How many times does this make now? I believe you have misinterpreted BSG's post. She does not (IMO) mean she is leaving the board. Note that she preceded her witty farewell with "I really love the foe function here". I take this to mean that she will use the system feature to avoid viewing messages...
by Bicycle Bill
Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:24 am
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: 'Religious' whackos
Replies: 39
Views: 395

Re: 'Religious' whackos

Buh bye, motherfuckers! How many times does this make now? Don't worry, she'll be back.  She's hooked on this place like like a coke-head on his crack pipe. Besides, we're probably the only people who'll have her by now (and I mean that in whichever sense of the word you wish to use) . https://www....
by Bicycle Bill
Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:33 am
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: Hey Everybody! It's....
Replies: 14
Views: 137

Re: Hey Everybody! It's....

Too bad whoever baked it didn't run some red and black Twizzlers down the extremities to simulate the veins and arteries — although I suppose it would have been too difficult to suspend them in their proper position rather than having them fall to the bottom of the baking pan. https://www.picgifs.co...
by Bicycle Bill
Sun Feb 21, 2021 8:27 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: 'Religious' whackos
Replies: 39
Views: 395

Re: 'Religious' whackos

From the link you provided In fact, a study by psychologists from Marist College found links between how fluent a person is in the English language and how fluent they are in swearing. The former - verbal fluency - can be measured by asking volunteers to think of as many words beginning with a certa...
by Bicycle Bill
Sun Feb 21, 2021 6:23 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: 'Religious' whackos
Replies: 39
Views: 395

Re: 'Religious' whackos

Studies have proven a correlation between use of swear words and high IQ and highly developed vocabulary. I'd love to see some references to those studies, because if one has such a high IQ and a highly developed vocabulary, it would seem to me that one would not need to stoop to gutter talk to exp...
by Bicycle Bill
Sun Feb 21, 2021 4:53 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: And the award for the best shade throwing goes to...
Replies: 41
Views: 864

Re: And the award for the best shade throwing goes to...

Well played, El Arroyo!! (for those of you who don't know, El Arroyo — rough translation: "The Ditch" — is a popular Tex-Mex restaurant in Austin TX) https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hpUGD9pWIdU/YDFOWhX0oCI/AAAAAAABQ0E/5ZhysyEpGJAi510Zfwe0DyG46SArugn9QCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h552/cruz-reddit.png https://www.picg...
by Bicycle Bill
Sun Feb 21, 2021 3:27 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Gorilla Got a Hold on Her
Replies: 57
Views: 653

Re: Gorilla Got a Hold on Her

She should sue the hairspray company who clearly caused confusion (for her stupid ass) by using the word glue in their product name. This too should be the thrown out. She should then be ordered to wear a warning sign. Settle for $1 if the company agrees to pay for her tubal ligation. Maybe they ca...
by Bicycle Bill
Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:41 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Impeachment redux
Replies: 91
Views: 2716

Re: Impeachment redux

The latest — Ron Johnson has stated he believes that January 6 wasn't an 'armed insurrection' ... because there weren't enough shots fired or guns confiscated to qualify it as one. I can't wait for the next election cycle so I can happily vote against this putz . https://www.picgifs.com/emoticons/sm...
by Bicycle Bill
Mon Feb 15, 2021 6:54 am
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: Don't get sand in the cheese..
Replies: 5
Views: 89

Re: Don't get sand in the cheese..

Being an artisan cheesemaker is one thing.  Anybody can do a one-off 'boutique' product, whether it's in California, Kewaskum, Connecticut, or Kalamazoo. But bragging on and on about "locally-sourced"?  Whereinthehell do those foodie mags and other people think the milk that produces the 3.3 BILLION...
by Bicycle Bill
Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:05 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Impeachment redux
Replies: 91
Views: 2716

Re: Impeachment redux

That is not the point; the point is the principle of the thing. Clinton committed a crime, an impeachable act, but the democrats and their lackeys chose not to hold a trial for him..... Can you explain that a little better? Exactly, what do you want to me explain? It is not like the events of the t...
by Bicycle Bill
Sun Feb 14, 2021 6:26 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: We haven't had a quiz for a while
Replies: 25
Views: 454

Re: We haven't had a quiz for a while

Been lighting up daily since August- only way I’ve survived the election lead up and aftermath. Continual, habitual use of mood-altering chemicals. That explains a lot. Right, and all the years before August that you’ve hated me and my posting is explained by what? Your misogyny. That’s what explai...
by Bicycle Bill
Sun Feb 14, 2021 5:16 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: When abbreviations don't work
Replies: 25
Views: 244

Re: When abbreviations don't work

As an afterthought, I’m not sure which is sadder - that you believed this nonsense on the ‘introductory’ card you have, or that you’ve held on to it. Were you planning to use it someday? I saved it because I thought it was humorous, and because it doesn't take up a lot of space lying on the bottom ...
by Bicycle Bill
Sun Feb 14, 2021 4:38 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: We haven't had a quiz for a while
Replies: 25
Views: 454

Re: We haven't had a quiz for a while

BoSoxGal wrote:
Sun Feb 14, 2021 1:34 am
Been lighting up daily since August- only way I’ve survived the election lead up and aftermath.
Continual, habitual use of mood-altering chemicals.  That explains a lot.
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