Joe, you gotta work Danny Divito into the cast. This one I would pay movie theater prices to see.
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- Tue Apr 23, 2024 9:49 pm
- Forum: The Arts
- Topic: If you wrote the script
- Replies: 17
- Views: 130
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:30 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: A local story
- Replies: 14
- Views: 158
Re: A local story
As GB Shaw pointed out, death penalty for parking violations would reduce the parking problems. Snailgate.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:26 pm
- Forum: The Arts
- Topic: If you wrote the script
- Replies: 17
- Views: 130
Re: If you wrote the script
UPING about NYCity Real Estate developers harassing senior citizens.
UP is just about my favorite modern movie.
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UP is just about my favorite modern movie.
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- Sun Apr 21, 2024 4:06 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Republicans Explode Into Action
- Replies: 7
- Views: 100
Re: Republicans Explode Into Action
I was posting with my mind half disconnected. I left out one word. Volunteers Observing Major Indolent Transactions.
Sorry, Snailgate.
Sorry, Snailgate.
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 2:20 am
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Republicans Explode Into Action
- Replies: 7
- Views: 100
Re: Republicans Explode Into Action
The Democrat congress critters need to organize Volunteers Observing Indolent Transactions.
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- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:10 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Republicans Explode Into Action
- Replies: 7
- Views: 100
Re: Republicans Explode Into Action
I cannot imagine a nicer gift for a Democrat running for Congress.
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- Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:17 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Havana Syndrome
- Replies: 10
- Views: 142
Re: Havana Syndrome
MEANWHILE, as Steven would say, the Havana Syndrome remains a scary collection of data points.
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- Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:46 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: A local story
- Replies: 14
- Views: 158
Re: A local story
At what point in this saga did the GOP decide the sheriff and his family were not good party leadership? Did he not wear his MAGA hat to court?
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snailgate
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 1:37 am
- Forum: Laffs!
- Topic: 16 Apr is National Bean Counter Day
- Replies: 0
- Views: 32
16 Apr is National Bean Counter Day
In honor of this momentous occasion, I am reminded of a basic question: Why does the perfect bowl of bean soup contain 239 beans?
Because if it had one more, it would be two forty.
You welcome. Snailgate.
Because if it had one more, it would be two forty.
You welcome. Snailgate.
- Sun Apr 14, 2024 2:28 am
- Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
- Topic: The Truth vs. Alex Jones
- Replies: 4
- Views: 84
Re: The Truth vs. Alex Jones
As I read this thread and thought about the thread on the leaning tower of NPR/PBS, I had a question: is the real result of mass internet availability that lesser truth equals a bigger audience?
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- Sat Apr 13, 2024 8:20 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: And just like that, the bridge collapse is blamed on the browns and the gays
- Replies: 12
- Views: 210
Re: And just like that, the bridge collapse is blamed on the browns and the gays
Thank you all. Everyday I see new data that causes me to bless the guidance of the god of Luddites that I do not participate in online social media.
Hay wait a minute. Did I just commit blasphemy? Is this a sub-category of social media?
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Hay wait a minute. Did I just commit blasphemy? Is this a sub-category of social media?
snailgate
- Sat Apr 13, 2024 8:07 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Johnson & Trump Want to Outlaw Illegal Things......
- Replies: 3
- Views: 61
Re: Johnson & Trump Want to Outlaw Illegal Things......
I am a natural - born citizen through no effort and no honor that I have earned. But I am deeply offended by the process by which others now become 'naturalized ' citizens. They must swear an oath that they end all loyalty to any other sovereignty or potentate. That makes sense to me. And then our d...
- Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:53 pm
- Forum: News & Suggestions
- Topic: Sticky board suggestions page!
- Replies: 234
- Views: 77738
Re: Sticky board suggestions page!
I just noticed the 'we all love puns' thread has had way more than a hundred thousand views. Is that a record for this forum?
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- Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:44 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Havana Syndrome
- Replies: 10
- Views: 142
Re: Havana Syndrome
No amount of military action in Mexico, Columbia or even China will 'win the war on drugs.' The flow of illegal drugs is powered by the almighty dollar and the high demand for that product. As long as the demand is there on the streets of America, somebody will supply it.
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- Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:46 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Trump & Son....
- Replies: 2
- Views: 48
Re: Trump & Son....
OK I have had a religions conversion experience. I once was a sinner, who followed the low road of fear of AI. Now I have seen the light. A great heavenly future of political satire. If only the Trump family had the wisdom of Sanford and Son. Here even their sense of fashion is improved. snailgate
- Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:36 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: NOW is when McCarthy chooses to find his voice?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 95
Re: NOW is when McCarthy chooses to find his voice?
Wait a minute. What is the range of this Odiousness Scale? What does Lauren Boebert of Colorado score? Is it a logarithmic scale? Does it max out at 14, like the pH scale? Or is it ten, like the ideosyncratic informal female sexiness scale of the male culture? [Is that one an off shoot of the seriou...
- Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:22 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Havana Syndrome
- Replies: 10
- Views: 142
Re: Havana Syndrome
I think there is a heavy case of self pride here. As a very young kid I was sold a bill of goods on the superiority of the good ol' USA in everything. Japan only made cheap junk. Then in 1961 I was shocked to see parked on the street in Germany a Honda motorcycle with the tach clearly redlined at 9,...
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:27 pm
- Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
- Topic: An Eclipse.... woop dee doo!
- Replies: 31
- Views: 316
Re: An Eclipse.... woop dee doo!
Here in beautiful downtown Bear, Delaware it was cloudy overcast and I barely noticed it. We were theoretically on the edge of the 90% shadow.
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- Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:24 pm
- Forum: Laffs!
- Topic: We all love puns
- Replies: 1700
- Views: 119020
Re: We all love puns
Oh, brother datsun, my experience is blocking my imagination. I am too familiar with the actual intended function of your clips to free my mind into realizing your (I hope) visual pun.
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- Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:32 pm
- Forum: Lifestyle
- Topic: National Public Radio, so left it leans on the ground
- Replies: 2
- Views: 58
Re: National Public Radio, so left it leans on the ground
The Hunter Biden computer story was very personal to me. The computer guy who had the mysterious hard drive with lots of juicy stuff on it was a very important guy for me. He ran a one man business in a little business neighbor hood that also had the dentist who did a root canal on me that was less ...