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Well bugger me.

As long as she can point out the spot where I will bury her, she will be happy miserable old git.

It will fail.

A drink to every national costume.

A drink to every strange granny peeling potatoes and singing.

A drink to every time someone sings "Do-biddy-do-bah-diddle-aye-ay".

And a drink to every "nul pwa".

I reckon we will be plastered by 8:00 pm.

Brilliant.

Congratulations, to you all.

I love my Hatch, and I love that I was the first Mother in Australia to be officially 'adored'.

(At least in my mind I was.)

I just did a five word Google search and got a return response of:
* two advertisement sites; and
* two actual web-sites.

What is the closest to zero hits you have achieved on a legitimate Google search?

Many thanks to all for your good wishes. I am having an incredibly brilliant celebration of my half century. The dinner last night at the Waterfront was wonderful. The company was lively and all ate well. I do believe the Hatch may be awakening to her first hang over later today. At least she had be...

Bum!

Beaten by a Lancelot cake.



Still, happy late Birthday, Guin.

Keep living each day to its fullest.

Shouldn't the title of this thread be "WOManning sentenced to 35 years"?

It is probably my fault.

It usually is.

Bah!

I HATE it when there is no excuse to make a chocolate cake.

I hope your birthday was brilliant and also remained chocolate-free.

I loved Round the Horne. Meade Me too! I'll sing you one oh, Green grow my nadgers oh! Audience: What is your one oh? One's the grunge upon my splod, masking my cordwangle.   I'll sing you two oh, Green grow my nadgers oh! Audience: What is your two oh? Two are me loominthrumbs, see how they jangle...

... and the licence to drive/ride said car/bike only took a few years more to be obtained.

As you can tell by the photos, I use my Pad of Eye to have the recipe up when cooking. The Pad of Eye has revolutionised how I approach this hobby. Now instead of trolling through a great many cookery books looking for inspiration, I simply type my parametres with the word "best" in the beginning. M...

Just because it is endemic does not mean an appropriate action plan should not be implemented to contain it.

It seems appropriate action has been taken.

There are serious endemic organisms. Here we have Anthrax.

Who, in their right minds would EVER consider the original sentence adequate for the crime?

My thoughts are with you Timster.

If that isn't enough, then you're nothing but a fucking doo-doo head and you'd better get better, to get back here and tell me where to stick it.

I love you man.

My favourite Smith sketch ...



Thanks for all the laughs.