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by Joe Guy
Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:27 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: I Just Got An Illegal Haircut!
Replies: 1
Views: 15

I Just Got An Illegal Haircut!

As of 8/3/2020, our County Health Officer has officially closed all barber shops, nail salons, churches, fitness centers and more. But today I went and got my first haircut since early March. As per our illegal plan, I put on a baseball cap and face mask and drove to a place where I casually walked ...
by Joe Guy
Tue Aug 04, 2020 8:26 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: A question about pit bull dogs
Replies: 66
Views: 395

Re: A question about pit bull dogs

This thread is supposed to be about how to be prepared for a Pitbull attack, not about the odds that it will happen.
by Joe Guy
Tue Aug 04, 2020 6:16 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: In This Era Of COVID and Trump - Just What The Doctor Ordered
Replies: 3
Views: 25

Re: In This Era Of COVID and Trump - Just What The Doctor Ordered

So what do you do? Call your doctor and tell him you might need a prescription because you’re about to jump off a bridge?
by Joe Guy
Tue Aug 04, 2020 2:08 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Hot Java Is No Jive
Replies: 19
Views: 124

Re: Hot Java Is No Jive

TPFKA@W wrote:
Tue Aug 04, 2020 12:45 am
Now I get to burst your bubble Kevin: A Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.
Oh.... that Kevin.

Never mind.
by Joe Guy
Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:35 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Hot Java Is No Jive
Replies: 19
Views: 124

Re: Hot Java Is No Jive

Ok kevin. Thank you, young lady.... From the Urban Dictionary : A Kevin, especially a second generation Kevin, is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know. He never fails to make you laugh. Kevin is always there when you need him and knows exactly what to say at the right ti...
by Joe Guy
Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:57 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Hot Java Is No Jive
Replies: 19
Views: 124

Re: Hot Java Is No Jive

Big RR made a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some of you people.... You white privileged women.... Karens....yeah, Karens... ought to get a sense of humor and quit preaching. We all know you've never done anything unkind or wrong in your life but you're the exception to the rule. Besides, what's Big RR ev...
by Joe Guy
Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:16 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Hot Java Is No Jive
Replies: 19
Views: 124

Re: Hot Java Is No Jive

I’ll have a large coffee with room for mucus please.
by Joe Guy
Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:45 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Boston Marathon Bomb Attack?!?!?
Replies: 333
Views: 5352

Re: Boston Marathon Bomb Attack?!?!?

liberty wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:37 am
If he didn’t get a fair trial, doesn’t he at least deserve another trial? After all, he is a man of color, where is BLM?
What color is he?
by Joe Guy
Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:25 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Trump for the win in November.
Replies: 246
Views: 3754

Re: Trump for the win in November.

person, man, Obama, Putin, camera....
by Joe Guy
Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:48 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Non Appetit.
Replies: 11
Views: 129

Re: Non Appetit.

We used to sit in mud and coat ourselves as kids. I apologize for it now. It's always a good idea to apologize for all of the stuff you did as a child that might have offended somebody if they witnessed it but if you really want to be taken seriously, you need to Tweet how sorry you are and quit yo...
by Joe Guy
Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:20 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent
Replies: 19
Views: 140

Re: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent

My guess is whoever made up the rule thought, 'What's the point?'
by Joe Guy
Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:53 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Non Appetit.
Replies: 11
Views: 129

Re: Non Appetit.

This makes me think that if the current prevalence of social justice victims had existed in the 80s and Twitter and Facebook had been around, I could have destroyed my brother's career and reputation if I posted a picture I have of him dressed as Michael Jackson at a Halloween party. I really missed...
by Joe Guy
Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:05 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Chinese Making Fun of Americans
Replies: 0
Views: 20

Chinese Making Fun of Americans

by Joe Guy
Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:04 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 789
Views: 25533

Re: We all love puns

She must have been really amped up to do something like that.
by Joe Guy
Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:42 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent
Replies: 19
Views: 140

Re: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent

The killer is black. The victim was not.
by Joe Guy
Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:57 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent
Replies: 19
Views: 140

Re: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent

The landlord was fed up with all of Thompson's excuses and he lost his head.
by Joe Guy
Fri Jul 31, 2020 3:22 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: The groundwork for the coup is being laid
Replies: 14
Views: 116

Re: The groundwork for the coup is being laid

Then there is the possibility that Trump is just laying the groundwork for a reason to use for losing the election. The funny thing about this is that by saying it will be the most fraudulent election ever, he's predicting that he going to lose. The idea about him refusing to leave office is not rea...
by Joe Guy
Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:42 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Why did the (blank) cross the road?
Replies: 15
Views: 136

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Why did BSG cross the road?

Because she motherfucking cunt bastard asshole shitwad wanted to cross the fucked up road and wants Trump to die, so fuck off.
by Joe Guy
Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:09 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Why did the (blank) cross the road?
Replies: 15
Views: 136

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Why did @W cross the road?

Because there was a puppy and a toddler on the other side and they were irritating her.
by Joe Guy
Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:06 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: The Countdown to the restart of the economy has begun.
Replies: 777
Views: 9186

Re: The Countdown to the restart of the economy has begun.

I think the less Biden speaks and the more Trump tweets and whines, the better Biden's chances are for winning. Biden is probably figuring that if you give Trump enough rope, he will hang himself. Biden is quite capable of sounding as stupid as Trump but he's not Trump. That's why he's getting my vo...