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by SisterMaryFellatio
Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:33 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Gun poll
Replies: 133
Views: 9392

Re: Gun poll

Felt the urge to post on this topic as it has been debated at our dinner table and I do see both sides! I do not agree with you have a right to bear arms just cos its in the second amendment. I do think that protecting your home and family is a valid reason to own a gun. I have travelled the USA ext...
by SisterMaryFellatio
Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:18 pm
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: I was robbed!
Replies: 42
Views: 2350

Re: I was robbed!

Robbin thieving bastards the lot of em!!
by SisterMaryFellatio
Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:04 pm
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: I was robbed!
Replies: 42
Views: 2350

I was robbed!

I needed 4 new tyres for my car. I drive a little fiesta. Not some monster truck or posh suv. 700 bucks, seven fuckin hundred bucks!! That was the cheapest quote!! I enquired why these little tiny tyres were so expensive and was told you drive a European car....it's a fuckin ford, not a fuckin Rolls...
by SisterMaryFellatio
Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:58 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: You live where?
Replies: 28
Views: 1809

Re: You live where?

My brother lives in scredda and I have friends in green splat :lol:
by SisterMaryFellatio
Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:56 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Pyjama poopers
Replies: 26
Views: 1664

Re: Pyjama poopers

I had a woman next to me on a flight to Australia that proceeded to paint her nails (after using acetone to remove previous color). You can imagine the stench, fumes, and how it circulates through the plane. Not to mention the extreme fire hazard. When the attendant told her to stop and why, she in...
by SisterMaryFellatio
Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:33 am
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: And in local news...
Replies: 11
Views: 1228

Re: And in local news...

Thank you all, I am feeling warm and fuzzy.

Hen the boots and cake are fabulous, however if you eat that cake your thighs wouldn't fit in the boots!!

Life is so unfair.....you can't have your cake and eat it!!
by SisterMaryFellatio
Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:30 am
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: A question for the girls......
Replies: 4
Views: 632

A question for the girls......

For those that don't know I work in an A&E department. All the docs I work with are male as are the sonographers and radiologists. A couple years a go I needed a trans vaginal pelvic ultrasound. I knew the sonographer well. Even though I was naked from the waist down, covered with a sheet and legs f...
by SisterMaryFellatio
Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:57 am
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: One man and his dog!!
Replies: 6
Views: 826

Re: One man and his dog!!

OMG :lol: :lol: :lol: Daisy.....BBC2 240 on Sundays if i remember rightly.

So tell me why did you like it? Cos Sean and I really wanna know what draws people to it?


Yes....i remember only 3 channels....I still think you only have 4 there tho. Thats how it was when I left!!
by SisterMaryFellatio
Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:15 am
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: One man and his dog!!
Replies: 6
Views: 826

One man and his dog!!

Sean and I's conversation this evening... Me "I think we should teach the dog to come by" Sean "Wtf what is this one man and his dog" Me "Come by, come by (in thick yorkshite accent accompanied by whistles and laughs) My dad was really proud his mate won it one year and always used to watch it. Sean...
by SisterMaryFellatio
Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:41 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: How to speak like a Pirate!
Replies: 4
Views: 640

Re: How to speak like a Pirate!

My brother speaks exactly like that.....I know its awful to say but everytime I speak to him I cringe!! He sounds thick as 2 short planks everything is done drekly and he calls me me ansum!! Last time I went home they had finally succumbed to building a Mcdonalds in St. Awful....Now I have been in h...
by SisterMaryFellatio
Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:18 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: How to speak like a Pirate!
Replies: 4
Views: 640

How to speak like a Pirate!

Made me laugh Gob!!


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by SisterMaryFellatio
Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:06 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: I laughed, I cried ...
Replies: 29
Views: 1880

Re: I laughed, I cried ...

Thought it was fab....very impressed.

The tribute to GOSH and the NHS (as much as the rest of the world would not understand) should be celebrated by the UK.

Bless the Chelsea Pensioners brought a tear to my eye.

I think Danny Boyle did a great job.
by SisterMaryFellatio
Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:11 pm
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: Are we ready for "vagina" on TV?
Replies: 27
Views: 2077

Re: Are we ready for "vagina" on TV?

Minge or clunge are my faves!!
by SisterMaryFellatio
Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:53 am
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: Are we ready for "vagina" on TV?
Replies: 27
Views: 2077

Re: Are we ready for "vagina" on TV?

Who cares, its a vagina...thats its name mebe Carefree should replace vagina with cunt....give people something to complain about!!
by SisterMaryFellatio
Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:29 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Andrew; Move to the UK!
Replies: 95
Views: 12652

Re: Andrew; Move to the UK!

Quite sure walking all that way the ruck sack chafes that blokes.....put some clothes on mate the chafing will stop!
by SisterMaryFellatio
Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:24 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Is That A Pickle In Your Pocket Or Are You Happy To See Me?
Replies: 7
Views: 879

Re: Is That A Pickle In Your Pocket Or Are You Happy To See

Bet theres bigger out there......Would have loved to see thats on the guiness book of records show. Norris Mcwhirter measuring and Roy Castle singing dedication!!! :lol: :lol:
by SisterMaryFellatio
Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:48 am
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: Property for sale, sea views..
Replies: 58
Views: 5785

Re: Property for sale, sea views..

I sympathise with the people complaining. However, Newquay is and always has been a resort town, It survives on tourism . For 6 months a years it thrives and the other 6 is full of wind swept dog walkers and the hardened surfers. I have spent many a drunken night from the age of 15 there the main st...
by SisterMaryFellatio
Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:02 am
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: Property for sale, sea views..
Replies: 58
Views: 5785

Re: Property for sale, sea views..

My grandparents lived close to the house in the first pic and as a child I always fantasised about how cool it would be to live there, Now all i could think was a pain in the arse to get the groceries in. Charlestown was a place we went to when bunked off school in the summer. You could see where it...
by SisterMaryFellatio
Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:55 pm
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: Rib stickin winter warmer!!
Replies: 4
Views: 658

Re: Rib stickin winter warmer!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :D :D :ok