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by Scooter
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:53 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Happy Purim!
Replies: 9
Views: 44

Re: Happy Purim!

Read the book of Esther. Short version - Esther is married to the king of Persia. Mordecai, Esther's uncle, refused to bow to Haman, the king's chief minister, so Haman tricks the king into issuing an edict ordering the killing all the Jews in Persia. Esther pleads to the king to save her people, so...
by Scooter
Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:49 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: God is in His Heaven, and All is Right With the World
Replies: 1
Views: 10

Re: God is in His Heaven, and All is Right With the World

The first thing I thought when I heard a $500K reward was that it was a way to smoke out the shooter or get a lead as to how to find him.
by Scooter
Fri Feb 26, 2021 11:35 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Nothing says "I've got a microdick"...
Replies: 4
Views: 27

Re: Nothing says "I've got a microdick"...

Touché!
by Scooter
Fri Feb 26, 2021 10:59 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Nothing says "I've got a microdick"...
Replies: 4
Views: 27

Nothing says "I've got a microdick"...

...like this outfit:

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Hopefully he left the safety off.
by Scooter
Fri Feb 26, 2021 10:54 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Sometimes even while I'm shaking it
Replies: 1
Views: 20

Sometimes even while I'm shaking it

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by Scooter
Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:10 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Happy Purim!
Replies: 9
Views: 44

Re: Happy Purim!

Apricot and....prune?

What, no recipe?
by Scooter
Fri Feb 26, 2021 6:58 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 980
Views: 38442

Re: We all love puns

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by Scooter
Fri Feb 26, 2021 5:23 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: You really, really, REALLY couldn't make this shit up
Replies: 965
Views: 31029

Re: You really, really, REALLY couldn't make this shit up

At the current CPAC conference. "Christian" Republicans engaging in literal idolatry. And WTF is with the flip flops? https://scontent.fykz1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/153258710_6000935913250670_5506747321617640866_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=K8b2LOmDGS4AX9OufOS&_nc_ht=scontent.fykz1-...
by Scooter
Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:50 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: It takes a special kind of moron...
Replies: 3
Views: 36

It takes a special kind of moron...

...must be related to our village idiot. https://scontent.fykz1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/151982736_4543210102372363_656779673156351280_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=woYndFK9kGsAX_KTZnf&_nc_ht=scontent.fykz1-2.fna&oh=c32d497c65c4d92a5fdee8f1cf43a169&oe=605FCDB4 I suppose that when he i...
by Scooter
Fri Feb 26, 2021 1:57 pm
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: Torn ACL
Replies: 19
Views: 91

Re: Torn ACL

Hoping you heal well. Milk it for all the being waited on that it's worth in the meantime.
by Scooter
Thu Feb 25, 2021 2:33 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 980
Views: 38442

Re: We all love puns

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by Scooter
Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:04 am
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: Student debt
Replies: 42
Views: 368

Re: Student debt

The difference being that this is debt that government actually has it within its power to forgive, and it is government that had a major hand in contributing to its predatory nature.
by Scooter
Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:41 pm
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: Student debt
Replies: 42
Views: 368

Re: Student debt

Looking at that chart, even a $10,000 forgiveness will do a great deal of good for the overwhelming majority.
by Scooter
Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:52 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: And the award for the best shade throwing goes to...
Replies: 41
Views: 864

Re: And the award for the best shade throwing goes to...

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by Scooter
Wed Feb 24, 2021 3:52 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 980
Views: 38442

Re: We all love puns

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by Scooter
Wed Feb 24, 2021 3:52 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Gender reveled too much
Replies: 24
Views: 162

Re: Gender reveled too much

"Daddy loved you so much that he killed himself showing it."
by Scooter
Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:25 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Gender reveled too much
Replies: 24
Views: 162

Re: Gender reveled too much

Of course this wasn't a gender reveal party, nor necessarily a sex reveal party. It was an externally visible genitalia reveal party.

Just sayin'.