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I was in Denver the day legalized weed went into effect. I asked a cop who was directing traffic how everything was going. He said, "Every has been quite mellow"

More than a grain my friend. Kellyanne "Alternate Facts" Conway complaining about junk science? You could press a lifetime supply of Don't Tread On Me flags with that irony.

Sue U wrote:
The real puzzler is who Trump will select for UN Ambassador. Javanka? Kanye? Vitaly Churkin?

Putin

As a Christian, I find it disheartening that so many Christians have an unwavering, unquestioning support for President Trump. To have such a prominent name calling him "moral" tells me how misguided they are. A lot of words can be used to describe President Trump but moral never crossed my mind. Ch...

Sue U wrote:

RayThom wrote: Something to think about as we celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day today.

Yes, today is the day we commemorate Columbus's epic failure to find Asia --the largest continent on the planet.

He probably wouldn't ask for directions.

I do try not to step in dog doo but I'd be happy to take care of that if it makes you happy.

I'm "honored" to have my own thread. I feel loved.

"I'm about to go to jail and my mug shot is going to be on point"

Sue U wrote:How's life in the A-B-E?

Wet. I feel like it's been raining since May. My lawn hasn't stopped growing. Usually during July/August, you can go 2 or sometimes 3 weeks between mows. It's like April and I have to mow at least weekly. #FirstWorldProblems

I vaguely recall hearing the term "boofing" in the 80s, and as I recall it referred to inserting drugs up ones rectum--usually by putting them in a tube and having someone blow on the other end (I think this blowing was the boofing); my recollection is that it was used primarily with powdered/cryst...

BoSoxGal wrote:Hey, you popped up the other day and now again so I don’t want to miss another opportunity to say hi! and how nice it is to see you!

Oh, Hai!

I respect the office. I really do. The current holder of that office continues to make it very difficult to continue to do so. It's almost like he realizes that he's a buffoon and is doing everything he can to become the biggest, bestest buffoon there is. Well done, Mr. President. Oh and Lord Jim - ...

I looked down at saw the swoosh on my shirt sleeve. I was neither incensed nor invigorated. Nike is brilliant (associating their brand with social justice warriors) and the boycotters are falling right into their hands with the free publicity.

The robber would sue for discrimination around here.

Late to the party here, but as to the original subject matter, as a softball umpire, I had to pass three separate background checks before they would even process my registration. I had to have a state police records check (which was quick and done online with instant clearance) - cost $8 I had to h...

Sorry for your loss, BSG. Jenny Mae is running free of pain.

Eddieqqqqqqqqqqqq! hiya. How's life? Wife? Kids? Dog? Thanks for asking :) Life isn't bad. Typical American family. In debt but living as comfortably as we can while paying off our own deficit. I'm more busy than I should be, but that's my own doing. The family is adorable as usual. The oldest is a...

Probably fits with the spirit of this thread, but in June when I was calling games for the Special Olympics of PA Summer Games, we had a player who was called out at 2nd for the third out of the inning remove his helmet and start off the field. In doing so, the helmet grabbed one of his hearing aids...

I used to have a pen that said, "Phone problems? Please call..." and gave a phone number.

I may be able to keep my suit on, but I'm going to have to clean it and the raft after I shit myself on the 5 story drop.

Looks like fun, though.

Makes perfect sense. The dad has never had an abortion, so he's a better parent