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by eddieq
Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:37 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Bring on your Dad jokes
Replies: 112
Views: 11042

Re: Bring on your Dad jokes

I am recording secretary for the local volunteer fire company. At our board meeting last week, we were discussing an event that was planned and someone quipped that when they told the ladies auxiliary about it that it "went over like a fart in church". Unable to hold my tongue, I responded, "Yeah, t...
by eddieq
Fri Mar 15, 2024 10:42 pm
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: Independence.
Replies: 93
Views: 6376

Re: Independence.

Thank you my Lord General
by eddieq
Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:22 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: You Kant have it both ways
Replies: 3
Views: 62

Re: You Kant have it both ways

Don't get us started on Heidegger. Fun story (to me). My best friend growing up and I took some classes together when he returned from the army and one of them was a philosophy course. When the teacher started naming famous philosophers, we were both kind of singing it and sure enough, the teacher a...
by eddieq
Mon Feb 26, 2024 2:53 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: You really, really, REALLY couldn't make this shit up
Replies: 1342
Views: 91191

Re: You really, really, REALLY couldn't make this shit up

Frankly, it doesn't seem to matter. His faithful cult will go through the

He didn't say that
He didn't mean it that way - you quoted him out of context
Yes, that's what he said and in that context, but he's done so much for everyone else we can overlook that
So what if he's racist, FJB
Yee Haw!
by eddieq
Sat Jan 27, 2024 1:27 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: $83,300,000
Replies: 23
Views: 575

Re: $83,300,000

Joe Guy wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:01 am
Any bets on how long it will take before Trump defames Carroll again?
I'll take the "under"
by eddieq
Tue Jan 02, 2024 8:48 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 1679
Views: 116430

Re: We all love puns

I was indicating my intention to take the jest and post it elsewhere.
by eddieq
Tue Jan 02, 2024 4:02 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Introducing Marble
Replies: 3
Views: 365

Introducing Marble

As you may be aware, we lost my Xena in November of 2022. She was definitely my "heart dog" and cannot be replaced. We did add a new dog to the family in September of 2023, though. He is a Pug/Corgi cross ("porgi" affectionately). A local rescue got his mom (a cardigan corgi) and five puppies. He "c...
by eddieq
Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:47 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: And the award for the best shade throwing goes to...
Replies: 285
Views: 21848

Re: And the award for the best shade throwing goes to...

I am generally a non-violent person and don't "wish harm" on people. Ben there, though, has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. Every time he opens his mouth, it becomes even more punchable.
by eddieq
Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:45 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 1679
Views: 116430

Re: We all love puns

If you are a collector of old vinyl records, you may find that they get scratchy as they get old and played a lot. Some records, it turns out, can be renovated and rejuvenated by rubbing them with Vicks Vapo-Rub. But, it further turns out, this only works for Baroque classical music, like the music...
by eddieq
Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:35 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Someone's been naughty this year
Replies: 2
Views: 232

Re: Someone's been naughty this year

Well, it IS a Walmart in Pennsylvania. This could be legitimate.
by eddieq
Fri Oct 27, 2023 1:48 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Censuring Marjorie Taylor Greene
Replies: 4
Views: 228

Re: Censuring Marjorie Taylor Greene

Burning Petard wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2023 12:16 pm
I do have a t-shirt declaring that I am a member of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps, Goyim Squad.
Dissent Pins?
by eddieq
Fri Sep 08, 2023 1:25 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Bring on your Dad jokes
Replies: 112
Views: 11042

Re: Bring on your Dad jokes

Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-TIMBERRRRRR!
by eddieq
Tue Aug 08, 2023 1:18 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: So this made me throw up in my mouth
Replies: 24
Views: 510

Re: So this made me throw up in my mouth

Well, I remember an air rifle made by Crosman back in the 1970s or 1980s that fired BBs or .177 caliber pellets and looked just like the military's M-16 (including sling points on the weapon, along with the 'carry handle' at the top) ... and I personally still own and occasionally fire a Daisy mode...
by eddieq
Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:14 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Bank The Vote
Replies: 1
Views: 105

Re: Bank The Vote

I would regularly get emails from various "R" accounts - including the official DJT campaign encouraging me to vote by mail. Often on the same day, I'd get an email from other "R" accounts talking about how "they" are trying to steal the election with mail in votes.
by eddieq
Thu Jun 29, 2023 1:51 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: And the award for the best shade throwing goes to...
Replies: 285
Views: 21848

Re: And the award for the best shade throwing goes to...

I enjoyed this one
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by eddieq
Thu Jun 29, 2023 1:22 pm
Forum: Hardware
Topic: Pickups, side by side
Replies: 20
Views: 889

Re: Pickups, side by side

I have a small truck (Ford Ranger). Bought it as a fixer upper "needs clutch". It was a rusty hospice case, but I healed him (dubbed Ranger Rick). That Ford Vulcan 3.0 Liter engine is great. All of the power of the four cylinder and the fuel economy of the V8. I do use him for hauling and for respon...
by eddieq
Thu Jun 29, 2023 1:14 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: I'd be looking for a vegetarian restaurant
Replies: 8
Views: 447

Re: I'd be looking for a vegetarian restaurant

Stay away from the chicken fingers. (Hint: chickens don't have fingers.) Back in the dark ages when I was a waiter, I used to tell kids that ordered chicken fingers, "We are out of chicken fingers, are toes ok?" Usually, they'd get wide eyed and then say, "It's fine". Sometimes a mom would interrup...
by eddieq
Tue Jun 27, 2023 3:37 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Bring on your Dad jokes
Replies: 112
Views: 11042

Re: Bring on your Dad jokes

A man choked on mashed garbanzo beans today. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
by eddieq
Fri Jun 09, 2023 1:12 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: WORDLE – The Internet's Newest Favorite Game
Replies: 4629
Views: 96680

Re: WORDLE – The Internet's Newest Favorite Game

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by eddieq
Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:06 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: WORDLE – The Internet's Newest Favorite Game
Replies: 4629
Views: 96680

Re: WORDLE – The Internet's Newest Favorite Game

It was bound to happen. My normal starting word was the answer today.

Wordle 715 1/6

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