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I was working for a white farmer from Zimbabwe he was always telling us how the Mugabe supporters forced him and his wife and children off their farm. He lost everything but the shirt off his back. They said the farm and all the machienery and sales contracts were worth millons. Here's the joke he d...

It's illegal because it is to hard to put a tax on their income.
Oddly have you considdered the implercatious of taxing sex? Because it could lead to all acts of sex being taxed as it would be predjudice to only tax sex workers.

The question was asked by Peter Burner (I think)

Thanks for the MSG yesterday Sean We are fine here. Only a trickle of water in the house and the sheds so no dramma . The farm where I work is a different matter with an estermated 5 tones of silt over the field and much the same in the settelig tanks. Gatton has 4 of the main bridges out so getting...

Some time ago as the new gun controle was being forced on Australians a proposel was put forward, to make skermish pistoles leagle for home defence. Same situation but mother is armed with a skerish gun. Intruder wold be in a mass of pain covered in ink and if shot in the face blind. How would this ...

How about that Deb and I make up an 5-8: Odd ocelot with a score of 7

All good tonight. We have a new cell forming but not as big to hit Saturday. The bastard is I am taking a tour on Saturday night. Have I told you? I run a ghost tour in the Ipswich cemertary, it is a wonderfull job except when it rains. It can add to the atmosphier if it is a misty shower but storms...

Same patern as 2010 and got the Weather warning this morning for flash flooding. We are right in the middle of this storm cell and it is been two days of heavey rain. http://www.bom.gov.au/radar/IDR503.gif?20121225200201 If you look up Forest Hill Queensland http://maps.google.com.au/maps?hl=en&tab=...

Thank you Lord Jim one day I will understand the teco thingies.

With the way some get sentenced here it could be as little as 5 years out in 3 to 4. Or to put that in perspective if you kill someone and put up a good defence case Eg; "I only hit him 18 times with the iron bar because I was scared and he might get up and run away" This might see you for 4 years a...

Why didn't the boffins realise even the Myans had a sence of humer?

Have a Merry one and be nice to a stranger this year. It might be me

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Yesterday at the farm I work on I found a Eastern Brown skin. It must of used the shed door to help it shed. With a width of 50mm (2" and over a length of 1500mm 3'6" without the head and a snake skin is around 1/3 smaller than the snake that shed it. We spent a good half hour looking around the pro...

I wonder if Mills had called her a Kiwi or Creek jumper this could of been avoided? I work with lots of contract workers on the farm and now if asked someone's nationality I will always say the most obviously wrong one. Eg Girl from Asia will be German or Yesterday a verry Scotish bloke was referred...

Who said Turkeys are dum?

I went to see my Mum the other day. I admit she is getting on and started talking about all the people she knows that have died lately. So she starts up again, "You know the Thompsons they'er dead, Rose next door is dead, Old Harry is dead and the Blacks they are dead too". I siad "MUM!! for crying ...

I have nothing to say If I did it would involve the words "head kicking and F#$Kwhit"

All I can say is

Hair, touch up colour and some highlights and a background.
About 5 hours worth

I've got a few, may gets some more once I manage to forget how fucking painful it is. :D You will have to make a booking with Ted or Aaron the new machiens they use are so gentle, nothing like the old rattlers. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/422810_4076783715866_1328297683_n...

Over the last few years I have started getting tattooed and it is verry addictive. I don't have masses covering my body and what I do have can only be seen if I want to show off. Most are done by Ted Saddo and the team at Sink The Ink in Gatten QLD. http://www.sinktheinktattooz.com.au/ https://www.f...