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by Aard Vark
Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:00 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: I have found worlds dumest bloke
Replies: 12
Views: 1189

Re: I have found worlds dumest bloke

My daughter said "Wouldn't it be kool to see a vid of him with a cold" "snot from every direction"
by Aard Vark
Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:38 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: I have found worlds dumest bloke
Replies: 12
Views: 1189

I have found worlds dumest bloke

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What do you reccon?
by Aard Vark
Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:31 pm
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: Happy Birthday Aardvark!
Replies: 13
Views: 3164

Re: Happy Birthday Aardvark!

I got the last of my Bday pressies today. I stopped in to see my good friend Ted He owns Sink the Ink Tattooing in Gatton (if you want to get a tatt and you can get herre he is the only man to talk to) Well Rod the piercing pro punched a new hole in my ear. So fun was had by then, my ear is swollen ...
by Aard Vark
Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:20 pm
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: Happy Birthday to the 'Aard man of Vark
Replies: 8
Views: 1171

Re: Happy Birthday to the 'Aard man of Vark

Sorry for the slow reply sean If you ever want to come along just give me an early heads up. and I will try to get some mates rates for you. If the BSG wants to come and check out the place she is more than welcome, I was told it is now a "Man Cave" because there is only the boys and me now. BSG We ...
by Aard Vark
Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:12 pm
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: Happy Birthday Lord Jim!
Replies: 17
Views: 1880

Re: Happy Birthday Lord Jim!

Hope it was a bigger deal than mine.
have a good one
by Aard Vark
Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:58 am
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: Happy Birthday Aardvark!
Replies: 13
Views: 3164

Re: Happy Birthday Aardvark!

I left a reply in Hen's thread..

Come on Hen is far better looking than Gob. Even if I do like the
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All I can do is thank you all for being my friends. I owe far to many beers now
by Aard Vark
Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:52 am
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: Happy Birthday to the 'Aard man of Vark
Replies: 8
Views: 1171

Re: Happy Birthday to the 'Aard man of Vark

Thank you each and every one of you.. I have such a wonderfull family here, You have pulled out of some of the worst places abloke could get into and let me blubb about it. Well over the last few months( if you haven't noticed me missing) I now work 6 to 7 days aweek and 10 to 15 hours a day on the ...
by Aard Vark
Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:34 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang
Replies: 11
Views: 1618

Re: Send your departed loved ones off with a bang

In Melbourn a mob will turn your ashes into industiral dimonds. 3 is the average number they can make from one adult body.
by Aard Vark
Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:14 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Caught him at last!
Replies: 37
Views: 3791

Re: Caught him at last!

So you should be supporting the locals and only drinking Narrada. Saddly Bushelles and Billy were taken over by the Poms years ago. The Kelly stoey is a complex one. The Kelly side said it was started by a young constable getting cold sholdered by the sister of Ned and Dan. The policeman took it bad...
by Aard Vark
Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:58 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: RANT!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 829

Re: RANT!!!

Well I have never in the past or intent to give any lyrics to Jimmy

Just keep fitting these words into Chisel songs.
Mostly "Breakfast at Sweathearts"

And I don't even like the song
by Aard Vark
Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:35 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: RANT!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 829

Re: RANT!!!

My Mum still hits me with the wooden spoon
Last time was she saw one of my tattoos

At 87 she can swing that thing
by Aard Vark
Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:32 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Caught him at last!
Replies: 37
Views: 3791

Re: Caught him at last!

Just a note of interest After the hanging of Ned the Govener of the Jail is said to have had Ned's scotom removed and made into a Tabacco pouch. I can't find anything to say this didn't happen Big things Did you hear the Big Pineapple was bought and is being renovated so it is going to stay. It is a...
by Aard Vark
Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:32 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Caught him at last!
Replies: 37
Views: 3791

Re: Caught him at last!

I never will understand why aynone thorght Mick Jagger could play Ned
He was a big bushy bloke with an attitude and a big heat. Not a scawny git with lips. I cringe every time I heard that bloody awlful fake accent.
by Aard Vark
Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:09 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Caught him at last!
Replies: 37
Views: 3791

Re: Caught him at last!

Ned was the leader of the Kelly Gang. They started Up as Bush Rangers in Victoria after a rather long run in with the police. There are a few stories why they took to Bush ranging but I like, The police had arrested Kate Kelly Ned's sister and they boys took that as the last straw and freeded her bu...
by Aard Vark
Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:22 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Caught him at last!
Replies: 37
Views: 3791

Re: Caught him at last!

Did you know Ned's brother is said to be in the Ipswich Cemertary? You can read it all here http://www.qt.com.au/story/2011/09/02/dna-test-may-solve-dan-kelly-mystery-ipswich/ But that was turned in its head when a man walked into the offices of The Truth newspaper in 1933 claiming to be Dan Kelly. ...
by Aard Vark
Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:22 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Lonely Aussie Men
Replies: 15
Views: 1587

Re: Lonely Aussie Men

My sister (a verry succesfull Tv producer) who has lived with the same man for some 30 + years said, "Never marry for love. If it falls apart your unhappy and go broke in the seperation. Only marry for money, that way when you break up you at least make a proffit"
by Aard Vark
Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:01 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Lonely Aussie Men
Replies: 15
Views: 1587

Re: Lonely Aussie Men

The local term is postage stamp wives and most are from Asia but where ever they come from they are looking for the same as everyone "A better life" I can say after my X had a full on screeming foot stamping tantrum about me getting work in the Pete Downs Mine. The simple options were I take the job...
by Aard Vark
Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:35 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Lonely Aussie Men
Replies: 15
Views: 1587

Re: Lonely Aussie Men

I have many mates in the mines in North Queensland. The big problem is the wives don't want to live in the harsh enviroments. Doesn't matter that every thing has air conditioning and all the most modden gadgets to make life easy. So they wat the big house on the coat and hubby can work his guts out ...
by Aard Vark
Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:58 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: You're too ugly (on the inside) to photograph ...
Replies: 3
Views: 537

Re: You're too ugly (on the inside) to photograph ...

dales wrote:An Asside:

I HATE my High School yearbook photo!

I look like such a dork (nevermind that I still am) but at 17 it was a soul-crushing experience. :(
At least you have a year book I didn't get the chance to look anything. Left school at 13
by Aard Vark
Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:25 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: New colored photos from the 40s found
Replies: 73
Views: 8747

Re: New colored photos from the 40s found

I was going to use Rosie the Riveter as the inspreation for my Pin Up girl tattoo on my back.
I wish I had now the woman that I used left me I know Rosie would never of done that