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by MajGenl.Meade
Tue Aug 04, 2020 8:22 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: A question about pit bull dogs
Replies: 66
Views: 400

Re: A question about pit bull dogs

Classic "what-about-ism". What about naughty people with knives? What about yellow lines that people trip over? What about.... what about.... what about?

Pit bulls are shit dogs and should be exterminated. Unlike cars, they are designed to kill and maim.
by MajGenl.Meade
Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:02 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Non Appetit.
Replies: 11
Views: 130

Re: Non Appetit.

On one party occasion, my wife and I went as Siamese twins. I sewed two nylon windbreakers together. Everybody laughed and I regret not taking the opportunity then or since to help educate the world as to the prejudice that Siamese twins experience. Both of them.
by MajGenl.Meade
Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:57 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: A question about pit bull dogs
Replies: 66
Views: 400

Re: A question about pit bull dogs

he would never have suggested or even contemplated that there were too many sharks in the world That's a piss-poor analogy Andy. There's a world of difference between a person voluntarily diving in the ocean where sharks live and a person involuntarily being assaulted by vicious dog. All pit bulls ...
by MajGenl.Meade
Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:24 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Hot Java Is No Jive
Replies: 19
Views: 125

Re: Hot Java Is No Jive

He should have ordered it Black
by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Aug 02, 2020 3:19 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent
Replies: 19
Views: 140

Re: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent

You never know! :lol: :lol: Never would have guessed that a Pike is a Shark https://scontent.fjnb1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/80195989_3053062731481878_3121226622171476366_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_eui2=AeETVl07PrOTUBLiJsZa6jFeBXOuvkp0wjYFc66-SnTCNsdDe1Xpx7I92yeeqBPU_Qg&_nc_ohc=YauVPc9eMe4A...
by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:46 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 789
Views: 25535

Re: We all love puns

She was fretting too much
by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:45 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent
Replies: 19
Views: 140

Re: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent

What Andy wrote.

Mr. is/was correct as far as I can tell FWIW. But I guess it's not important. It's as easy to understand Mr Smith as it is Mr. Smith.
by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:59 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent
Replies: 19
Views: 140

Re: What Some People Won't Do To Avoid Paying Rent

he believed he was a “sovereign citizen” or an individual not subjected to any statues
He thought he had some lee-way?
by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:57 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Non Appetit.
Replies: 1
Views: 30

Re: Non Appetit.

Damn Francophiles!
by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:19 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Why did the (blank) cross the road?
Replies: 15
Views: 136

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Why did lib cross the road?

See, there were these black kids, second-graders, approaching me on my side
by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:18 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Why did the (blank) cross the road?
Replies: 15
Views: 136

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Why did Biden cross the road?

He forgot
by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:18 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Why did the (blank) cross the road?
Replies: 15
Views: 136

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Why did Trump cross the road twice?

He always double-crosses
by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:17 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Trump for the win in November.
Replies: 246
Views: 3756

Re: Trump for the win in November.

White House releases photo of President Trump "not believing" a report that was not given to him because he didn't believe it https://scontent.fjnb1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/116562028_10220653504481451_1182865048557468943_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_eui2=AeEal74Vi0TH7YW7De64v1W62Nbg4h9zaHbY...
by MajGenl.Meade
Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:00 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 899
Views: 12912

Re: Coronavirus

My favorite line from the article:
The tips are direct and clear.
by MajGenl.Meade
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:35 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Why did the (blank) cross the road?
Replies: 15
Views: 136

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Why did Darren cross the road?

What other side?
by MajGenl.Meade
Thu Jul 30, 2020 4:23 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Why did the (blank) cross the road?
Replies: 15
Views: 136

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Why did the pedant cross the road?

To find out why the gas protesters should be torn up
by MajGenl.Meade
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:52 am
Forum: Hardware
Topic: Car karma
Replies: 14
Views: 148

Re: Car karma

I dunno, BB. What's your talent? :lol:
by MajGenl.Meade
Thu Jul 30, 2020 6:18 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: I had no idea how much Alex Jones' idiocy helped Drumpf
Replies: 16
Views: 119

Re: I had no idea how much Alex Jones' idiocy helped Drumpf

BoSoxGal wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:53 pm
I do agree that his assassination marked the beginning of the end of something in the character of the United States of America that just has never been restored. The killings of Malcolm X and MLK, Jr. and RFK only cemented that damage.
That is so
by MajGenl.Meade
Thu Jul 30, 2020 6:14 am
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: RayThom back in hospital
Replies: 10
Views: 124

Re: RayThom back in hospital

Ah spit. I sent him a PM too. I know Darren's missing him almost as much as the rest of us.
Thanks ex-kA
by MajGenl.Meade
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:54 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: I had no idea how much Alex Jones' idiocy helped Drumpf
Replies: 16
Views: 119

Re: I had no idea how much Alex Jones' idiocy helped Drumpf

It was a dark day in Dallas, November '63 A day that will live on in infamy President Kennedy was a-ridin' high Good day to be livin' and a good day to die Being led to the slaughter like a sacrificial lamb He said, "Wait a minute, boys, you know who I am?" "Of course we do, we know who you are!" Th...