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Hey, Jim!Look at the cool blast-from-the past I just found!

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Under the Virginia system, each party held it's own primary, but anyone (Democrat, Republican, independent, etc.) can request a ballot to vote in what ever primary they choose to on this particular day. This approach encourages independents to participate in the nominating process, and it seems to ...

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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth, and I...

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I seem to remember reading a long time ago in a galaxy far away that George Lucas at one time planned to make a third trilogy: the first trilogy (episodes 4-5-6) being the middle, the second (episodes 1-2-3) being the beginning, the third (episodes 7-8-9) being the end. The only characters that were...

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So Rene Descartes walks into a bar, orders a beer, and sits there slowly drinking it. After a while the bartender asks him if he'll have another. "I think not," says Descartes...and *POOF* he vanishes.

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But the religion being promoted by this mosque and the organizations involved in planning it is NOT the religion of the terrorists who attacked the U.S. that day. They belonged to a tiny splinter of a fragment of an offshoot of one of the world's largest religions. Their "religion" had about as much...

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...can I say about this?????

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Crackpot wrote:So no one is going to take a stand? You all are going to take the easy way out? Not one is going to stand up and say Yeah they're both assholes, but, X really takes the cake!

Okay, I just did.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer, before problems start!" The bartender gives him a beer, and the man drinks it. The man orders a beer again saying, "Give me another beer, before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bar...

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Real wrath of God type stuff...Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together!

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Real wrath of God type stuff...Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together!

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A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, an engineer and a blond walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?"

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So, a man walks into a bar holding an alligator. He asks the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"

The bartender says, "Yes, of course we do!"

"Good," says the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."

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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.

The bartender promptly serves up a beer.

"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.

"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

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So a dyslexic walks into a bra...

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10. The Lake Superior shoreline, if straightened out, could connect Duluth and the Bahama Islands.

Now that sounds like a great idea! Let's do it!

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From the "Comments" section of the Daily Mail story linked in the opening post:

BEHOLD THE PRECURSORS OF CTHULHU

BLESSED DESTRUCTION SHALL HE BRING FROM HIS VAULTS MOST DARK IN SUNKEN R'LYEH

IA IA CTHULHU FTAGN

. . . . . :twisted:

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I noticed that, out of the 11 items on that list, all except the $225.000 parking space and the $1000 pizza simply consist of adding platinum and/or gold and/or diamonds to some rather ordinary object, just to boost up the price and create "the world's most expensive _________."

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