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We're gonna need a bigger cross!

So do you have to go 365 (366 in a Leap Year) days a year to get a full time pass? That's me fucked. Mind you I think I'll have pretty good company.

Alex Jones is required to pay $1.5 billion as a result of his insane theories about Sandy Hook etc. Now I am not in favor of debtors' prison but I am quite willing to make exceptions. Jones should be locked up until that amount is paid and, I think, with some sort of incentive/reward scheme to make ...

Lib told us

. . . one of my hobbies is the collecting of old books. I have a set of encyclopedias from the early 1970s.

God I miss the early 1970s. They were like the 1960s but later.

Reminds me of the time Kim Jong Il (K J Un's daddy) went golfing for the first time and got (someone will correct me if I am wrong) something like eleven holes-in-one - which we have to concede is pretty good for a beginner.

CP - plenty of traffic lights on roundabouts in England these days. I shall be driving round some of them in April / May.

In the Midwest a black man gets into a confrontation with four white men and, there was no attack, he shoots and kills all four of the white men, who were unarmed, and he was found not guilty.

Have we found this one yet?

If you’ve been on TikTok in the past week Clearly that's where I am going wrong. Note to self - get TikTok account and don't miss out on those three second video clips where, according to the Guardian, 14% of US adults get their news. https://www.theguardian.com/media/2024/mar/24/us-election-journa...

I typed 'black man kills four white men' into Google and got back 'It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search'. So even Google doesn't have any provenance for this 'fact' liberty is selling. I probably should not have done that. I'll let you know what Google's algorithm sends my w...

$10 on its way from me, Meade. I'll PM you too so you can tell me how to do it - check (cheque) PayPal, used singles, please don't ask me to use Venmo because I have only just learned how to spell it.

I told it to do me standing in a room and this is what it came up with. Close: but I'm pretty sure I'm taller. https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2022527/rs_634x1024-220627102245-634-tom_cruise-60th_birthday-gj_copy.jpg?fit=around%7C634:1025&output-quality=90&crop=634:1025;center...

She was knighted (1972, per Wikipedia) and would be formally known as 'Dame Agatha' - for some reason they are usually known only by their forename which is how we have Sir Elton, Sir Mick, Sir Paul (but not Sir Keef), Dame Judi, Dame Helen etc.

Not sure about the theology of all this. I thought hell was a set piece and 'we' are not trying to make its foundations quiver by shouting at it, 'we' are just trying to keep people out of the place by making sure they don't do murder, ass coveting, adultery and graven images. That sort of thing.

Really confuse AI. Ask for a Swiss man with a Cheddar headpiece.

I'm pretty sure that if I said - and just to be clear I am not saying this - that I'm just waiting for the call and then I'd kill everyone, I'd be locked up.

Sounds good to me. I could always use an extra hand. Useful when hanging wallboard.

From lib's post: A New DNA Test Can ID a Suspect's Race, But Police Won't Touch It and DNAWitness has been used nationally in nearly 200 criminal investigations. Seems to me the police are doing some touching. And the Henry Louis Gates series 'Finding Your Roots' is now in Series 10. They use DNA te...

Yes I did miss the DM "Straight outta Compton' headline but my point is that this sort of opinion was not widespread and as I said "My recollection is that the majority of the UK press treated her as a breath of fresh air." I should probably have added 'much-needed' before 'breath' in that sentence....

The Guardian and Mother Jones (links below) are reporting that two jolly japers fooled Mr Carlson into believing that they worked at KP (Kensington Palace) and had been fired for making a hash of editing Kate's innocent snap of the kids. In order to convince that august 'reporter' of their provenanc...

BSG gave us: In any case I don’t see Meghan as any more useless and stupid than the thousands of other celebrities and influencers, and I tend to have a fair bit more compassion for her because the savage racist element in the UK has really vilified her to no end - including more than a few who run ...