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by MajGenl.Meade
Wed Apr 10, 2024 4:03 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: An Eclipse.... woop dee doo!
Replies: 31
Views: 553

Re: An Eclipse.... woop dee doo!

Yes, Econo. I recognized it immediately. The Missouri battlefields are on my bucket list. Managed Arkansas a year or so ago and fitted in a visit to the St Louis arsenal and the General Nathaniel Lyon park on the way through MO. Also visited a graveyard there to (successfully) find the almost unfind...
by MajGenl.Meade
Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:19 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 1702
Views: 122441

Re: We all love puns

Ooh! Ooh! I've got this one!

E rings!


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by MajGenl.Meade
Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:46 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 1702
Views: 122441

Re: We all love puns

datsunaholic wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:23 pm
And here I was thinking this...

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Oh! Clippy paper!
(Channeling Joe)
by MajGenl.Meade
Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:45 pm
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: National Public Radio, so left it leans on the ground
Replies: 2
Views: 101

Re: National Public Radio, so left it leans on the ground

On the 'Russiagate" scandal in the 2016 election. For me that was using an obsolete paradigm. There was no need for Russia to 'collude' with Trump. Well Snail, that was rather the point. NPR didn't see it that way and they eagerly piled on. Persistent rumors that the Trump campaign colluded with Ru...
by MajGenl.Meade
Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:08 pm
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: National Public Radio, so left it leans on the ground
Replies: 2
Views: 101

National Public Radio, so left it leans on the ground

https://www.thefp.com/p/npr-editor-how-npr-lost-americas-trust You know the stereotype of the NPR listener: an EV-driving, Wordle-playing, tote bag–carrying coastal elite. It doesn’t precisely describe me, but it’s not far off. I’m Sarah Lawrence–educated, was raised by a lesbian peace activist mot...
by MajGenl.Meade
Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:06 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 1702
Views: 122441

Re: We all love puns

Joe Guy wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:49 pm
Ooh! Ooh! I know that one....

E paper clips!
So close Joe! Take another crack at it. The light will dawn :lol:
by MajGenl.Meade
Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:05 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 1702
Views: 122441

Re: We all love puns

Burning Petard wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:52 pm
Maj Gen'l sir, did your male child show you this? snailgate.
No sir! He's 48 years old and knows better
by MajGenl.Meade
Mon Apr 08, 2024 3:44 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: We all love puns
Replies: 1702
Views: 122441

Re: We all love puns

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by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:19 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Cigarette, Anyone?
Replies: 21
Views: 388

Re: Cigarette, Anyone?

Many years ago I stopped smoking indoors - in the house, anyone's house, at work, in the car. Spent a lot of time in the great outdoors. I finally "quit smoking for Jesus" when I became a Christian. Then again a month later. And again a week later. And again. . . my wife went through hell with my ba...
by MajGenl.Meade
Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:23 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: The Amazons
Replies: 5
Views: 172

Re: The Amazons

My question to each one of you, based on the evidence that’s coming forth, were the Amazon’s real people or just a myth?
I don't know. Maybe. So?
by MajGenl.Meade
Thu Apr 04, 2024 1:44 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: He Shouldn't Have Jumped the Second Time
Replies: 12
Views: 239

Re: He Shouldn't Have Jumped the Second Time

Me too! :lol:

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Burning Petard wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:10 am
From the headline, "Skydiver dies a second time" I was sure it was an Easter story.

snailgate.
MajGenl.Meade wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2024 11:52 pm
Well, it is Easter . . .
by MajGenl.Meade
Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:26 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: I don't care who you are, that's funny right there
Replies: 59
Views: 1407

Re: I don't care who you are, that's funny right there

Again you don't read for comprehension. I have bolded the words for you. See, the first statement said you may not be as clever as you think you are. Now, we all think we are a certain degree of "clever" - from 'not very' to 'average' to 'very' and all grades in between. You are somewhere on that sp...
by MajGenl.Meade
Wed Apr 03, 2024 12:02 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: He is Risen!
Replies: 14
Views: 278

Re: He is Risen!

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by MajGenl.Meade
Tue Apr 02, 2024 11:52 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: He Shouldn't Have Jumped the Second Time
Replies: 12
Views: 239

Re: He Shouldn't Have Jumped the Second Time

Well, it is Easter . . .
by MajGenl.Meade
Tue Apr 02, 2024 3:06 am
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: My Garden's Easter Message to Me
Replies: 5
Views: 106

Re: My Garden's Easter Message to Me

And wine and books . . . https://www.worldswithoutend.com/covers/rb_dandelio.jpg . . . And there's always a connection Fans of Ray Bradbury will surely remember The Time Machine, one of the more iconic stories in his wonderful collection Dandelion Wine. In that story, a group of kids break into an o...
by MajGenl.Meade
Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:52 am
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: My Garden's Easter Message to Me
Replies: 5
Views: 106

Re: My Garden's Easter Message to Me

A Northern Flicker attacked our chimney cap this morning. Amorous little bleeder
by MajGenl.Meade
Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:31 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: تعال هنا كيتي
Replies: 6
Views: 184

Re: تعال هنا كيتي

It means "Come here Kitty" as BSG wrote
by MajGenl.Meade
Mon Apr 01, 2024 2:49 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: I don't care who you are, that's funny right there
Replies: 59
Views: 1407

Re: I don't care who you are, that's funny right there

I wonder what liberty would be like if he was as clever and intelligent as he thinks he is.

Have I ever claimed to be anything special?
There's the problem, lib. You don't know the difference between claiming and thinking
by MajGenl.Meade
Mon Apr 01, 2024 2:47 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Ignorance of the Law IS a Defense?
Replies: 9
Views: 264

Re: Ignorance of the Law IS a Defense?

the singing of a provisional