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God & Arthur Davidson The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your Motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in He...

Memo to self:   if someone ever takes a picture of me doing anything and asks me for my name, don't give it to them. However Ms. Briskman said she had emphasised to management that she had not been in working hours when the photograph was taken and had not mentioned her employers on the social media...

Well, one is written into law in the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution of the United States. The other is in a "FU" letter to King George, and isn't legally binding. The truth is still the truth, whether it is carved in the stone tablets Moses brought down from Mt. Sinai or written in the sand on t...

When did this right — "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." trump these rights?? We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creat...

Don't sweat it... you're not going to die unless your surgeon misses your jaw and stabs you in the carotid artery and lets you bleed to death. You'll live to be a hundred if it's in your genes. Crazy, mixed-up way to determine longevity, genes are. My dad only made 77 before an abdominal aneurysm g...

That is why I plan to blow my brains out at 60. OK for you; different strokes for different folks, I guess. Now me?  I'll turn 63 four days after Thanksgiving; and then, two weeks later, I'll be reporting to the hospital to undergo something called a Mohs procedure to remove a basal cell carcinoma ...

9/12 and 417 unused "L.A. Dodgers — 2017 World Champions" baseball caps.
(FYI — here's what happens to the loser's pre-printed merchandise)

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Remember the legendary Robin Hood, who supposedly took from the rich to give to the poor?
Maybe they should call it the "Robbin' the 'Hood" Act — taking from the poor to give to the rich.

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Nope — the Brewers ain't in it.

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I don't even want to read the comments in the online articles about this because I know all too well there would be several hundred postings from various ignorant and anonymous nutbags lamenting the fact that he only managed to kill 8 cyclists, and that it served them (the cyclists) right since they...

Same as dales', actually, with the same 283 V-8 and the automatic tranny.  It was my Dad's car at the time and was the car I used to take my 'behind the wheel' road test. (as an aside, I also think it was the first car he owned with an automatic; up until then he had always been a straight-stick, 't...

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Stolen from a comment on the latest Stone Kettle blog: It's not trickle down, it is tinkle on economics. snailgate Even as far back as when Ronnie Ray-gun was touting that particular brand of voo-doo economics there were already people who noted that 'trickle down' was just a more polite way of say...

... they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked, although 'forged' was a better term. Looking at that, I can see from where Terry Pratchett got his inspiration for the Discworld's 'dwarf bread'. http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/cycling/smileys-cyclin...

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And yes, unwanted touching of a sexual nature - like fondling a woman’s ass - is criminal sexual assault. Jesus fuck! :roll: You must have been a real pleasure to take out on a date ... "I had a wonderful time tonight, Poindexter; you may touch me here, here, and there." http://www.picgifs.com/smil...

150 grams = about 5.25 ounces. That ain't much ... although when you're talking about selling as a foodstuff a brewing by-product that gets thrown away in civilized countries, that may be more than enough. :lol: http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/cycling/smileys-cycling-022395.gif ...

'' As an aside the missile defense system Reagan promoted using x-ray lasers on satellites powered by nuclear expolsions was quickly abandoned as useless. Edward Teller admitted that it could not be made to work even though he convinced the very gullible Reagan to fund it. Reagan will be remembered...

dales wrote:Go ahead Bicycle Bill.

Take my turn.

Naah, you beat me fair and square.
It's yours; I'll get another chance.

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Can you say 'misdirection' ? I see this document dump as little more than another dumpster fire to create yet another smokescreen for Trump.  The only difference between this little attention-diverter and the ones that Trump has employed before is that this one was mandated long before Trump came on...