Okay, I just did.Crackpot wrote:So no one is going to take a stand? You all are going to take the easy way out? Not one is going to stand up and say Yeah they're both assholes, but, X really takes the cake!
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- Mon May 17, 2010 7:43 pm
- Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
- Topic: Pet Peeve Poll
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2605
Re: Pet Peeve Poll
- Sat May 15, 2010 9:36 am
- Forum: Laffs!
- Topic: So, a man walks into a bar and....
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3903
Re: So, a man walks into a bar and....
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer, before problems start!" The bartender gives him a beer, and the man drinks it. The man orders a beer again saying, "Give me another beer, before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bar...
- Tue May 11, 2010 8:42 pm
- Forum: Laffs!
- Topic: Worse than homosexuality...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1597
Re: Worse than homosexuality...
sourceReal wrath of God type stuff...Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together!
- Tue May 11, 2010 10:49 am
- Forum: Laffs!
- Topic: Worse than homosexuality...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1597
Re: Worse than homosexuality...
Real wrath of God type stuff...Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together!
- Tue May 11, 2010 9:56 am
- Forum: Laffs!
- Topic: So, a man walks into a bar and....
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3903
Re: So, a man walks into a bar and....
A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, an engineer and a blond walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?"
- Mon May 10, 2010 9:12 am
- Forum: Laffs!
- Topic: So, a man walks into a bar and....
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3903
Re: So, a man walks into a bar and....
So, a man walks into a bar holding an alligator. He asks the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
The bartender says, "Yes, of course we do!"
"Good," says the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."
The bartender says, "Yes, of course we do!"
"Good," says the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."
- Mon May 10, 2010 9:09 am
- Forum: Laffs!
- Topic: So, a man walks into a bar and....
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3903
Re: So, a man walks into a bar and....
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
- Mon May 10, 2010 8:39 am
- Forum: Laffs!
- Topic: So, a man walks into a bar and....
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3903
Re: So, a man walks into a bar and....
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
- Mon May 10, 2010 8:24 am
- Forum: Laffs!
- Topic: So, a man walks into a bar and....
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3903
Re: So, a man walks into a bar and....
So a dyslexic walks into a bra...
- Mon May 10, 2010 6:04 am
- Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
- Topic: Lake superior
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2531
Re: Lake superior
Now that sounds like a great idea! Let's do it!10. The Lake Superior shoreline, if straightened out, could connect Duluth and the Bahama Islands.
- Mon May 10, 2010 5:36 am
- Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
- Topic: Aliens Attack Wales!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1455
Re: Aliens Attack Wales!
From the "Comments" section of the Daily Mail story linked in the opening post:
. . . . . :twisted:BEHOLD THE PRECURSORS OF CTHULHU
BLESSED DESTRUCTION SHALL HE BRING FROM HIS VAULTS MOST DARK IN SUNKEN R'LYEH
IA IA CTHULHU FTAGN
- Mon May 10, 2010 5:11 am
- Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
- Topic: 11 Most Expensive Shite you will never need
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1390
Re: 11 Most Expensive Shite you will never need
I noticed that, out of the 11 items on that list, all except the $225.000 parking space and the $1000 pizza simply consist of adding platinum and/or gold and/or diamonds to some rather ordinary object, just to boost up the price and create "the world's most expensive _________."
- Mon May 10, 2010 4:16 am
- Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
- Topic: Jihad's a joke...
- Replies: 1
- Views: 691
- Mon May 03, 2010 2:52 am
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: US healthcare. Is this the reality?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 7685
Re: US healthcare. Is this the reality?
Gob, I actually did a Google search and found many entries with 'endightment' - some UK, some Oz based. I'm guessing it's an older version of the word from British English, so you are spot on using it. I'm guessing it was invented by some bloke who's lived in both the UK and Oz and spends a lot of ...
- Sun May 02, 2010 10:28 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: US healthcare. Is this the reality?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 7685
Re: US healthcare. Is this the reality?
A few years ago they thought I was having a heart attack. While being treated some moron from the billing office came down and started bothering me for a $100 copay???? Almost exactly the same thing happened to my wife one Sunday afternoon a few months ago (except that the co-pay was $250, IIRC). T...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:44 am
- Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
- Topic: So I go to Home Depot
- Replies: 234
- Views: 15179
Re: So I go to Home Depot
Ever see the Red Green Show, Gob? If not, you really oughta.
Lots of innovative uses for the stuff Red refers to as "The Handyman's Secret Weapon": like this...and this...and this...and even Red's tour of the duct tape factory.
Lots of innovative uses for the stuff Red refers to as "The Handyman's Secret Weapon": like this...and this...and this...and even Red's tour of the duct tape factory.
- Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:15 pm
- Forum: News & Suggestions
- Topic: Go us! Go Us!!
- Replies: 49
- Views: 9509
Re: Go us! Go Us!!
Did anyone contact Major General Meade?
- Sun Apr 18, 2010 7:39 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: The Palin Phenomena
- Replies: 39
- Views: 7598
Re: The Palin Phenomena
Nice paydays for Palin since she left office After speaking fees, TV bucks, why try again at politics? April 15, 2010 BY RICHARD ROEPER Sun-Times Columnist Remember when Sarah Palin told us she was quitting as governor of Alaska because she's not a quitter, and she explained what her mission would ...
- Sun Apr 18, 2010 7:04 pm
- Forum: News & Suggestions
- Topic: Welcome to new members and things
- Replies: 132
- Views: 14883
Re: Welcome to new members and things
I'm here too now ...but am I a "new member" or a "thing"?
nice selection of smilies, BTW
nice selection of smilies, BTW