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by dales
Sun May 16, 2010 9:07 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Pet Peeve Poll
Replies: 20
Views: 2594

Re: Pet Peeve Poll

How about the cretins that take up TWO parking spaces so their precious car won't get dinged? I don't mind if they park way far away and that there are plenty of other parking spaces. The urge to "key" said vehicle arises when the lot is full and you've been circling aimlessly for what seems like ho...
by dales
Sun May 16, 2010 9:02 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: Australian Tourist Board Q & A
Replies: 5
Views: 1240

Re: Australian Tourist Board Q & A

If these are real inquiries...

They make us Americans appear clueless.

Why is that? :oops:
by dales
Sun May 16, 2010 8:54 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: How sh-t happens...
Replies: 1
Views: 554

How sh-t happens...

How shit happens In the Beginning was the plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was completely without substance. And the darkness was upon the face of the workers. And they spoke among themselves saying: "It is a crock of sh_t, and it stinketh." A...
by dales
Sat May 15, 2010 1:15 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Blow Job Bill is a Prize
Replies: 22
Views: 3824

Re: Blow Job Bill is a Prize

Bill Clinton is hick white trash.
by dales
Tue May 11, 2010 11:24 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: Philosophy today?
Replies: 36
Views: 6933

Re: Philosophy today?

rubato wrote:When was that time?

To the best of my knowledge philosophers have nearly always been considered major pains in the ass and not really liked very much.

yrs,
rubato
rube! :D

I for one am glad you are here!

really 8-)
by dales
Tue May 11, 2010 6:01 am
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: Dogs in cafes'
Replies: 13
Views: 2407

Re: Dogs [served] in cafes'

Is dog on the menu? 8-)

My ex has eaten dog, in fact, there is a special breed raised just for that purpose. :barf
by dales
Tue May 11, 2010 4:02 am
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: How to become straight
Replies: 1
Views: 633

Re: How to become straight

Provacative to say the least.

I don't believe one can become "ungay" anymore than I being "nongay" can become "unnongay".

Men just don't turn me on! :rsp
by dales
Tue May 11, 2010 3:54 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Ambulance survey: "was Hitler cool"?
Replies: 3
Views: 818

Re: Ambulance survey: "was Hitler cool"?

The answer is closer than one realizes..... 8-)

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by dales
Tue May 11, 2010 3:41 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Killed Over A D@mned Tube Of Toothpaste?
Replies: 12
Views: 1950

Killed Over A D@mned Tube Of Toothpaste?

CVS Shoplifter Strangled Over Toothpaste At CVS Pharmacy in the Little Village neighborhood [Chicago] got more than he bargained for after boosting tubes of toothpaste from the store shelves. According to the Sun-Times, Anthony Kyser entered the CVS on the 2600 block of South Pulaski on Saturday mo...
by dales
Sun May 09, 2010 6:58 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Happy Mother's Day
Replies: 3
Views: 681

Re: Happy Mother's Day

thx keld :lol:
by dales
Sun May 09, 2010 6:56 pm
Forum: Hardware
Topic: We Need More Posts Here!
Replies: 7
Views: 1773

Re: We Need More Posts Here!

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by dales
Sun May 09, 2010 6:52 pm
Forum: Hardware
Topic: Why American cars are crap!
Replies: 5
Views: 1334

Re: Why American cars are crap!

Where's Jarl? :eh
by dales
Sat May 08, 2010 10:53 pm
Forum: Hardware
Topic: We Need More Posts Here!
Replies: 7
Views: 1773

We Need More Posts Here!

WE NEED MORE POSTS HERE! Does anyone here watch "Top Gear"? Car Porn at its MAX :D I do on yootoob and I sure wish we could get some of the Euro versions of cars over here in the states! Many diesels with great fuel economy are simply NOT available here, thanks to our knuckle-dragging EPA. One of th...
by dales
Sat May 08, 2010 10:45 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: Dentist knows best
Replies: 7
Views: 1582

Re: Dentist knows best

Evolution is at best a theory while....









A toothache in the middle of the night is as real as it gets!
by dales
Wed May 05, 2010 1:03 am
Forum: The Arts
Topic: Complete cult!
Replies: 11
Views: 2714

Re: Complete cult!

The Coleman Francis trilogy.

1. Skydivers

2. Beast of Yucca Flat

3. Red Zone Cuba

This guy makes Ed Wood look like Francis Ford Coppola!

:D :D :D


Addendumb......most any film shown on MST3K ;)
by dales
Mon May 03, 2010 8:54 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Hen! Animal cruelty question!
Replies: 29
Views: 4114

Re: Hen! Animal cruelty question!

Is there a way to humanely punish a cat for wiping her ass up and down the hallway carpet? Yes, quietly explain that the next time that happens, you will be fed to the neighbor's hungry pit bull mix. (and to think i was upset with a little kitty-kat vomit here and there) addendumb.......baby wipes ...
by dales
Mon May 03, 2010 8:44 pm
Forum: News & Suggestions
Topic: E-mail to Lord Jim
Replies: 7
Views: 1442

Re: E-mail to Lord Jim

I sure miss the cantankerous old bastard! :(
by dales
Sun May 02, 2010 8:53 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: US healthcare. Is this the reality?
Replies: 37
Views: 7641

Re: US healthcare. Is this the reality?

I hope I live to see single-payer in the US. I hope to see it very soon. Perhaps when B.O.'s plan to land men/women on the planet Mars. Don't hold your breath. btw: I didn't have health ins. to well into my 30's......so this so many million uninsured is so much political clap trap. D'ya thing it's ...
by dales
Sun May 02, 2010 5:45 am
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: Period piece
Replies: 14
Views: 2232

Re: Period piece

GOD chose to make me a man and for that I am eternally grateful! :D :D :D