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by Burning Petard
Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:10 am
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: He Shouldn't Have Jumped the Second Time
Replies: 12
Views: 179

Re: He Shouldn't Have Jumped the Second Time

From the headline, "Skydiver dies a second time" I was sure it was an Easter story.

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by Burning Petard
Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:28 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: He is Risen!
Replies: 14
Views: 216

Re: He is Risen!

Then there is the old fable about the frogs who wanted a king for their pond.

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by Burning Petard
Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:24 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Israel at War
Replies: 244
Views: 8334

Re: Israel at War

I revise my post up above about the four hour 42 minute delay in responding to the invasion. I now think those jewish villages were bait for the Zionists must be Destroyed! crowd. The more than 4 hour delay was to give the fish plenty of time to swallow the bait. Yesterday evening I hear an IDF spok...
by Burning Petard
Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:11 pm
Forum: Lifestyle
Topic: the incredible non-shrinking coffee can
Replies: 1
Views: 56

the incredible non-shrinking coffee can

75 years ago the one pound coffee can and the one quart mason jar were versatile and ubiquitous storage containers. The can had an air-tight lid and the jar let you see what was inside. Small parts, screws, bolts, nails all kinds of stuff accumulated in taking things apart for other uses or repair. ...
by Burning Petard
Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:12 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Do Unto Others...
Replies: 6
Views: 119

Re: Do Unto Others...

That picture just above, Is he holding a two iron? I am not a golfer, but I have been told that if a golfer is caught out on the fairway in a lightening storm, one should hold up a Two Iron, because not even God can hit a two iron.

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by Burning Petard
Tue Apr 02, 2024 8:01 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Do Unto Others...
Replies: 6
Views: 119

Re: Do Unto Others...

I have a nearly instinctive belief that anyone selling bibles is a crook. There seems to be an aroma of exploitation that always goes with them.
Completely in contrast to my default reaction toward anyone operating a book store.

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by Burning Petard
Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:36 am
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: My Garden's Easter Message to Me
Replies: 5
Views: 75

Re: My Garden's Easter Message to Me

I see dandelion blooms in the parking lot of my apt complex today. snailgate
by Burning Petard
Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:33 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Happy birthday RayThom
Replies: 2
Views: 54

Happy birthday RayThom

He would have been 75 years old today. He enjoyed being an April Fool. Snailgate
by Burning Petard
Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:29 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: تعال هنا كيتي
Replies: 6
Views: 138

Re: تعال هنا كيتي

did today's date have anything to do with this thread? Snailgate
by Burning Petard
Sat Mar 30, 2024 10:19 pm
Forum: General stuff & Tabloids
Topic: Ignorance of the Law IS a Defense?
Replies: 9
Views: 194

Re: Ignorance of the Law IS a Defense?

No, lack of evidence on the part of the prosecution is a defense. Personally, I think she was probably voting Republican. There have been 'many, many' instances of established voter fraud, nearly all of them by Republicans.

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by Burning Petard
Sat Mar 30, 2024 10:14 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: The Beeeeeest of Babylon
Replies: 2
Views: 53

Re: The Beeeeeest of Babylon

to quote the saintly Samuel Clemens: Heaven for the climate, Hell for the conversation.

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by Burning Petard
Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:25 pm
Forum: All our own work
Topic: Home for Random Thoughts
Replies: 4308
Views: 486277

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

I like the Marriott hotel in DC that may not actually be in DC. It is located near the Pentagon and Arlington Cemetary. Actually used for overflow meetings at the Pentagon. It has direct access to a metro stop under the hotel. with an underground shopping center Crystal City metro stop

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by Burning Petard
Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:13 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: And just like that, the bridge collapse is blamed on the browns and the gays
Replies: 12
Views: 399

Re: And just like that, the bridge collapse is blamed on the browns and the gays

Sue you I resent that. I live in a 3-story apt bldg. Last fall the landlord replaced the roof. I am pretty sure the job was done by illegal aliens. I have worked on a roofing crew in Nebraska. I know what the job is like. This outfit most assuredly did not follow the OSHA rules. I could hear them ta...
by Burning Petard
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:36 am
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: I don't care who you are, that's funny right there
Replies: 59
Views: 1236

Re: I don't care who you are, that's funny right there

I have my suspicions that there were black or white people involved in the story above, perhaps even both.

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by Burning Petard
Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: All our own work
Topic: Home for Random Thoughts
Replies: 4308
Views: 486277

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

This morning on the radio I heard competing engineers. On the Philly NPR staton I heard an interview with an engineer from the local port authority. He said the bridges in Philly did not have a similar hazard because the river bottom was carefully shaped with rocks and other barriers to cause the sh...
by Burning Petard
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:10 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: And the award for the best shade throwing goes to...
Replies: 304
Views: 23146

Re: And the award for the best shade throwing goes to...

I have frequently heard that his favorite club is a #10 Florsheim.

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by Burning Petard
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:03 pm
Forum: All our own work
Topic: Home for Random Thoughts
Replies: 4308
Views: 486277

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

I have driven that bridge, usually when I was coming or going to BWI airport. It looks big. But that 'boat' with pieces of the bridge wrapped around makes the bridge look tiny. Latest news item I have seen says the container ship issued a 'mayday' call before the crash. That reminds me how old I am....
by Burning Petard
Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:03 pm
Forum: Laffs!
Topic: I don't care who you are, that's funny right there
Replies: 59
Views: 1236

Re: I don't care who you are, that's funny right there

'Always blame the white guy.' Maybe. There are more white than black guys in this country (using the general conversational definition for both in lower middle class mid-Western culture--the one I am most familiar with) But the strange thing is that in spite of the general numbers, there are more bl...
by Burning Petard
Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:38 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Get ready for 721 Fifth Avenue to be renamed...
Replies: 12
Views: 322

Re: Get ready for 721 Fifth Avenue to be renamed...

I have heard from some LIEBERAL sources that Trump is judgement proof in this particular case because he DID commit all that business fraud. He has essentially no property to be siezed. Everything is tied up in liens and loan collateral that has priority over this court judgement. Trump Tower? All h...
by Burning Petard
Fri Mar 22, 2024 7:30 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: There will be a bloodbath if Trump loses in November
Replies: 15
Views: 351

Re: There will be a bloodbath if Trump loses in November

Me, I am afraid there will be a blood bath if the Donald IS elected President and CinC. snailgate.