Plan B Forum

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.

The bartender promptly serves up a beer.

"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.

"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

So a dyslexic walks into a bra...

10. The Lake Superior shoreline, if straightened out, could connect Duluth and the Bahama Islands.

Now that sounds like a great idea! Let's do it!

From the "Comments" section of the Daily Mail story linked in the opening post:

BEHOLD THE PRECURSORS OF CTHULHU

BLESSED DESTRUCTION SHALL HE BRING FROM HIS VAULTS MOST DARK IN SUNKEN R'LYEH

IA IA CTHULHU FTAGN

. . . . . :twisted:

I noticed that, out of the 11 items on that list, all except the $225.000 parking space and the $1000 pizza simply consist of adding platinum and/or gold and/or diamonds to some rather ordinary object, just to boost up the price and create "the world's most expensive _________."

Gob, I actually did a Google search and found many entries with 'endightment' - some UK, some Oz based. I'm guessing it's an older version of the word from British English, so you are spot on using it. I'm guessing it was invented by some bloke who's lived in both the UK and Oz and spends a lot of ...

A few years ago they thought I was having a heart attack. While being treated some moron from the billing office came down and started bothering me for a $100 copay???? Almost exactly the same thing happened to my wife one Sunday afternoon a few months ago (except that the co-pay was $250, IIRC). T...

Ever see the Red Green Show, Gob? If not, you really oughta.

Lots of innovative uses for the stuff Red refers to as "The Handyman's Secret Weapon": like this...and this...and this...and even Red's tour of the duct tape factory.

Did anyone contact Major General Meade?

Nice paydays for Palin since she left office After speaking fees, TV bucks, why try again at politics? April 15, 2010 BY RICHARD ROEPER Sun-Times Columnist Remember when Sarah Palin told us she was quitting as governor of Alaska because she's not a quitter, and she explained what her mission would ...

I'm here too now ...but am I a "new member" or a "thing"?



nice selection of smilies, BTW