BSG's "Complaints"....

[Crackpot]

I refuse to have the last word on this subject.

[TPFKA@W]

Fine.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Zyxt is listed as the last word in the online Oxford English .

Zyxt.

Hmm, I doubt it. Probably the last word is the final word of the definition of 'zyxt'. Which probably reads something like this:

obscure and obsolete Kentish term meaning "to see"

I guess "see" as the LWITOED

See?

[TPFKA@W]

Bite me you old donkey. I Google "last word in the dictionary" and that's what I go. If the interwebz says it is so then it is so.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Ah! So the OED doesn't bother to define ZYXT. It just says "ZYXT" and then nothing at all. No wonder it's out of print - they got lazy.

[Sue U]

Zyxt is listed as the last word in the online Oxford English .

Zyxt.

Hmm, I doubt it. Probably the last word is the final word of the definition of 'zyxt'. Which probably reads something like this:

obscure and obsolete Kentish term meaning "to see"

I guess "see" as the LWITOED

See?

There you go, being a right Kent about it.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Channeling your inner bsg?

[Sue U]

Wasn't it you who just started with the Kentishness?

[wesw]

I m sure that the scrabble dictionary says : zzzzz is the last word.

[Joe Guy]

You're all irritating me but it doesn't bother me because I'm very experienced, successful and well adjusted.

[wesw]

ok, if a kentsman is Kentish

is a dense man from cornwall a cornwally?

is a gay fellow from holmsfirth a yorskhire pudding?

is a welsh lady who is chaste a welsh rarebit?

[TPFKA@W]

Bite me you old donkey. I Google "last word in the dictionary" and that's what I go. If the interwebz says it is so then it is so.

Ah! So the OED doesn't bother to define ZYXT. It just says "ZYXT" and then nothing at all. No wonder it's out of print - they got lazy.

Well at that particular point I was posting on my phone, without benefit of readers. You see the results. Bad grammar and contestable information, just so you can sit nursing your bum knee and still feel that you are contributing to society in some meaningful way by offering gentle guidance with your superior wisdom in these matters.

Kentish indeed.

[MajGenl.Meade]

"Contributing to society"? When did that start? And it's knees.

Listen... er... read... I made a joke about the last word not being the last word but the last word in the definition of the last word. And for this I'm excoriated?

[Joe Guy]

Meade, if @W were to see you in person, I have no doubt that she would prefer to excorticate you.

[wesw]

meade, I would have thought that the black market in body parts was beneath you. give the bum back his knees. how is he supposed to catch freight trains with no knees?

[Joe Guy]

I'm pretty sure Meade will call your post a knee-jerk response.

[wesw]

nah, I m just pulling his leg....

[Joe Guy]

That sounds gay.

[Long Run]

At least its not like the elbow, where the whole thing hinges on the humerus.

[wesw]

yeah, I just joined the gay club, no girls allowed....

...members only