Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:48 pm
Tis that time of year again
Pagan Easter Pork at the out-laws for us.
I'll raise a glass to DBA.
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Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
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Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:42 pm
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:28 am
Does Jesus hate my pagan easter fish?
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:52 am
Well once again, Jesus will have to hate our Pagan Leg Of Lamb, because we don't do the ham thing....
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:59 am
Only if it has not been circumcised.Gob wrote:Does Jesus hate my pagan easter fish?
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:41 am
Pagan Easter Filet Mignon for us. With roasted potatoes, mushrooms, asparagas (blech), colliflower (sp?), corrn, peas and carrots, waldorf salad, artichokes, then dessert.
AND JESUS SAID...
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:46 pm
... Good Friday! What's so good about it?
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Ramon 23:50 - 24:12 And on the Sabbath they rested according to the commandment. But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they came to the tomb bringing the spiced ham which they had prepared. And they found the stone rolled away from the tomb. And as they approached the tomb Jesus poked his head out. And He declared two more weeks of winter.
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Ramon 23:50 - 24:12 And on the Sabbath they rested according to the commandment. But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they came to the tomb bringing the spiced ham which they had prepared. And they found the stone rolled away from the tomb. And as they approached the tomb Jesus poked his head out. And He declared two more weeks of winter.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:16 pm
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:00 pm
Yes, if its shellfish.Gob wrote:Does Jesus hate my pagan easter fish?
I, on the other hand, am perfectly happy to take all the lobsters, shrimp, and oysters Jesus won't eat.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:34 pm
How about crabs?
Re: AND JESUS SAID...
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:11 pm
I lost my virginity on Good Friday.RayThom wrote:... Good Friday! What's so good about it?
Now THAT was good.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:18 pm
TMI
Re: AND JESUS SAID...
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:38 pm
Well, it wasn't you or me up there, so all things considered I count that a pretty good day. (Whadaya mean, "low standards"??)RayThom wrote:... Good Friday! What's so good about it?
A zissen Pesach, joyous Easter and happy Nowruz to all.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:16 pm
Resurrection time...
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:30 pm
DBA's everlasting legacy. I will be forever grateful for the comedy he provided us, much of which I'm sure was actually intentional.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:33 pm
Intentional? hard to tell; but it was funny nonetheless.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:26 pm
It's that time again.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:23 pm
KNOCK, KNOCK... WHO'S THERE?
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:14 pm
The Ether Bunny:
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:48 pm
DBA RIP
