The current and future Status of the CSB

[Rick]

Good luck Tim Bob and Tanacia...

[Timster]

Thank you.

[The Hen]

I'm on Board with G-Man's vision.

It may be a different view from the one I had, but it is pretty just the same.

[Econoline]

Tim...

What? You just kinda threw that in at the end there, almost as an afterthought?

Hey, you don't get to do that, man!

¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S ! ! ! ! !

[The Hen]

Ditto on all the congrats Timster. That is wonderful news.

[Timster]

Awww shucks... [kicks a dirt clod...] You folks are awesome. Thank you. From the bottom of me heart. I mean that.

She is the love of my life. And I cannot wait to sleep in the same bed every night as apposed to every other two weeks.

This long distance shite is killing us. We are both looking forward to hot sex on a regular basis.

Ok. TMI?. Just saying. This is something that we have been waiting for a long time. Now after much ado; it is a done deal.

Thank you.

[@meric@nwom@n]

I'm on Board with G-Man's vision.

It may be a different view from the one I had, but it is pretty just the same.

Care to elaborate?

[The Hen]

I don't mean to be an arse, but it really isn't my place to elaborate.

G-Man should do that ... when he is able to.

Otherwise, he has asked for me to pass on his number to anyone who wants to talk to him further on it.

[Lord Jim]

Perhaps they will start their own forum. It could welcome intellectual greats like Kiko and Steve, enablers like Gwen and lying shitheads like Eddie and Quad. Wouldn't that be special?

You know, I could see how that would really work for them....

Gwen could set it up with the same scripts and skin as the CSB and they could pretend it was the CSB, only just the way they really wanted it...

They could even create sock puppets with our handles so that we'd say whatever they wanted us to:

Lord Jim:

Given the brilliant case you've laid out Steve, I now see that the evidence is overwhelming that Bush and Rumsfeld were behind 9/11. There's really no other logical conclusion; I don't know how I could have been so blind as to not see it. I really appreciate the patience you showed in putting up with my stubbornness Thanks to you, I'm no longer a sheeple.

Gob:

editec, you're absolutely right mate, little guys like you and I have no chance in life so long as the MOTU are calling all the shots. We need to overturn the system and kill those wankers! In the meantime, I think I'll just fire up a fattie and try to calm down. And oh, let me apologize again for talking so much about my dick, and deleting all the posts where I did. I was way out of line.

Joe Guy:

Quad, I know that with the important job you have that you're very busy, but I'm having a personal financial problem that's way to complicated for me to deal with. I just have no head for figures. Would it be alright if I sent you the details in a PM, so (whenever you get a chance, of course) you could look it over for me and maybe tell me what I should do? I'd really appreciate it if you could give me the benefit of your expertise.

Betteonit:

Gwen, I want to apologize again for having been such a cunt. I know you've got a tough enough job, (and you're great at it, btw) without having to deal with carping from whiny bitches like me. I really wish there was some way I could make it up to you. Bake you a batch of cookies? Polish your boots?

Yeah, that would work out great. They're already into alternative reality, so why not kick it up a notch and go all the way?

[@meric@nwom@n]

Betteonit:

Steve I don't know how I could have been so blind to your skills at sarcasm. Your subtleness eluded me till now, it was just that subtle. No one is a stronger writer than you, so many times I have watched you write incredible things that left me stunned with your brilliance, it's just that your brilliance kept me from seeing it. Now that I have seen the real you I am hot with lust for you. I am going to cast aside my secure life with my high income husband and come to Vermont to be your love slave in your shack. I am so distraught over the fool I have been.

[loCAtek]

...Congrats T & T!

[loCAtek]

Muchas gracias Gwen, for your sound administration of the board. Gar couldn't have done a better job himself, with fostering a rational, intellectual, place for deep thought. Your 'translations' have made things so much clearer; I'm dying my hair red; taking up bagpipes and from now on will only watch the Syfy Channel for the tight pantaloons. High Techs should be lauded as saviors to humanity, and I regret my low birth not to have seen that before. Weld no more shall I, but chain myself to my keyboard with only intravenous fluids to sustain me so that someday I too may adopt another's board and assimilate it into right thinking.


Glory to Gwen in the Highest!

[Reality Bytes]

Congrats Tim, I hope your new life is all that you have dreamed of

[The Hen]

This is something that we have been waiting for a long time. Now after much ado; it is a done deal.

Thank you.

Bin there, dun that, got the t-shirt.

[Gob]

Edi, lets drop all this chat about my dick and concentrate more on what really matters; the MOTU, the banks, and the evildoers and notwits. Can you please post some more articles on how the USA is going down the tubes, and how the rich are getting richer and the poor more poor. I cannot get enough of them, more please!

Look, I promise not to ask for any solutions to any of these crisis, who needs solutions? Lets just kick back and relax and read your latest posts on the banks/MOTU/class war/outsourcing.

If you have any articles on second hand smoke, and how noone has ever died from it, that you do not need a critical eye cast over, paste them up. We'll read them and nod sagely.

Oh, and if anyone asks for advice on matter psychological, well all that is behind me now, I'll just admit that being a warder in a high security prison for the insane doesn't really qualify me to give advice.

Cannabis, hell, smoking it should be compulsory for anyone over the age of twelve years, it's health giving properties cannot be denied!!

[loCAtek]

my god ! ~steve you were right and everybody else was wrong (xcept editec) i realized that when i realized that if you stare at things in big purple font long enough, that capital letters are the tool of the motu making a gestalt state. groups are evil and are conspiring against you, everyone should live alone and huddle in fear, clutching their captain morgan and guns that no one else should have. i can prove this with the evidence you can't see but know is there look it up on this very board we should all get together and isolate ourselves by sharing ISP address my sock puppet agrees with me that every one is having sex but me, and that's a bad thing so i'll howl the blues. don't talk about it!

[@meric@nwom@n]

Bettonit:

Kiko dearest, would you allow me to buy you dinner next week when I am passing through Pennsylvania? I will be going right by your VILLA and would just love for us to sit and comb each other's hair and talk girl talk. You know I always consider you the smartest girl in the class. Maybe you would like to ride along with me on my way to Steve's shack where we can both be his love slaves. BFF!

[Lord Jim]

Lord Jim:

Steve, I want you to know how much I regret having lied about not understanding what you were saying...

You always made perfectly good sense; I was just, (as I'm sure you figured out) trying to lead the weaker minded people on the board astray, by suggesting that you were spouting pure gibberish....that was very dishonest of me...
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me...




This Post Has Been Brought To You By The Committee To Declare Gwen Queen Of The Universe, Lord Jim, Chairman

[kristina]

Wonderful news, Timster! May you have a lovely long life together.

[Timster]

Thank you kristina and RB*. I really appreciate the sentiment.

*ETA. RB. Sorry your post didn't show up on the first perusal. Thanks.