A request to the membership.

[Crackpot]

Could we add forum stats like some other place I once frequented but I will not mention? I like stats

[Reality Bytes]

What kinda stats? I can have a look at google analytics if you like, or see if phpbb has any specifically tailored ones, depends what you want the stats to collate?

[tyro]

There is a page that gives the following data. Not very entertaining is it?

[Crackpot]

I'm partial to the one at the CSB (I'm a sucker for top Tens)

[Reality Bytes]

That miiiiight be built in - it is in IPB - if not I suspect theres a mod for that - I'll have a look.

[Reality Bytes]

Ok hmmm theres 2 different mods available - 1 is the activity mod which would dump all activity out onto the forum index theres a demo here: http://startrekguide.com/community/index.php?style=1 or there's a Top Ten mod which seems to only display the top 10 posters over a specified period demo here: http://www.lefty74.com/thebritishshorthaircom/index.php with both mods forum admins are complaining of slow loading pages once the forum gets popular and is in heavy use.

[kristina]

♪♫There is a flower
Within my heart,
Daisy, Daisy!
Planted one day
By a glancing dart,
Planted by Daisy Bell!
Whether she loves me
Or loves me not,
Sometimes it's hard to tell;
Yet I am longing to share the lot -
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!

Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle made for two.

We will go 'tandem'
As man and wife,
Daisy, Daisy!
'Peddling' away
Down the road of life,
I and my Daisy Bell!
When the road's dark
We can both despise
P'licemen and 'lamps' as well;
There are 'bright lights’
In the dazzling eyes
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!

Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle made for two.

I will stand by you
In 'weal' or woe,
Daisy, Daisy!
You'll be the bell(e)
Which I'll ring you know!
Sweet little Daisy Bell!
You'll take the 'lead'
In each 'trip' we take,
Then if I don't do well,
I will permit you to
Use the brake,
My beautiful Daisy Bell! ♪♫

You left off the last verse, Gob....

♪♫Joseph, Joseph, here is your answer true.
I'm not crazy over the love of you.
If you can't afford a carriage
There won't be any marriage.
'Cause I''ll be damned
If I'll be crammed
On a bicycle built for two. ♪♫

(as sung to a young kristina by her very proper grandmother)

[Simpson5215]

Well looks good so far I will poke about the other rooms to get a feel for this new home

[@meric@nwom@n]

Oh Kristina, I love that last verse. My lol moment of the day and much needed.

[The Hen]

Well looks good so far I will poke about the other rooms to get a feel for this new home

I hopes you likes it. If you don'ts likes it, put up a suggestion for how it could be better for you.

[BoSoxGal]

I just bookmarked Plan B as my number one forum. That other place has dropped to the bottom of the list (and I even logged off there, too!).

I like it here.

[Beer Sponge]

I just bookmarked Plan B as my number one forum. That other place has dropped to the bottom of the list (and I even logged off there, too!).

I like it here.

Do you like it here because you don't always have to wear pants? Thats my reason to be here.

[BoSoxGal]

Now that you mention it, I don't think I was wearing pants when I posted that.

[Beer Sponge]

I'm good with that!

[Gob]

I'm wearing hens panties...





...the black lacy ones...

[@meric@nwom@n]

Now look, it's ok if you are a cross dresser with a frilly wardrobe of your own. I recall a pic of you in a bra once.

[The Hen]

I remember that photo.

I was so embarassed.

Nothing worse that your crappiest bra being pictured on your husband's chest. Particularly seeing he filled it better than me!

[Gilead]

So we aren't supposed to complain about the CSB... Check!

How about the DAF??? Hmm, It's been awhile. I can't remember why Windy irritated me.

You seen the Darwin Awards movie?? OMG what a POS.

[Miles]

You seen the Darwin Awards movie?? OMG what a POS.

There is a Darwin Awards movie?

[The Hen]

God yes Miles. Have you lived under a little rock there for a while?

It wasn't big or anything. Here is a link to its review on IMDb

I ignored it. I can't bring myself to give Wendy any money.