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In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
On the trail of the lonesome Pig

In the pale moonshine
our hearts entwine
Where you carved your name
and I carved mine
Oh, you
- like the mountains are blue
Like the pig
- I am lonesome for you

On a mountain in Virginia
stands a lonesome Pig
Just below is the little cabin home
of a little girl of mine
Her name is June and very, very soon
she'll belong to me
For I know she's waiting there for m
e 'neath that lone Pig;



In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
On the trail of the lonesome Pig
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Kin ya squeal like a pig boy?

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You can see those aren't kosher...
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Blerg...ew.

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but they do look like they've been circumcised.

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To the poorly endowed perhaps.

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TPFKA@W wrote:To the poorly endowed perhaps.
I'm not sure why a person would be required to be "poorly endowed" in order to make the comment that a picture of a plate of 'pigs in a blanket" appear to be circumcised.

But you, the nurse (Ratchet), must most certainly know more about that subject than I do.

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Joe Guy wrote:
TPFKA@W wrote:To the poorly endowed perhaps.
I'm not sure why a person would be required to be "poorly endowed" in order to make the comment that a picture of a plate of 'pigs in a blanket" appear to be circumcised.

But you, the nurse (Ratchet), must most certainly know more about that subject than I do.
And anyone, Joe (blowjob), most certainly knows more about any subject than you do.

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TPFKA@W wrote:
And anyone, Joe (blowjob), most certainly knows more about any subject than you do.
It's certainly encouraging to know that there are nurses like you who are out there to help those who are in need of critical care.

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Joe Guy wrote:
TPFKA@W wrote:
And anyone, Joe (blowjob), most certainly knows more about any subject than you do.
It's certainly encouraging to know that there are nurses like you who are out there to help those who are in need of critical care.
And it's good to know there are burger flippers like you out there, in case one needs a late night snack.

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The banal words cannot hide the depth of passion these two share. What a romance!
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké

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Guinevere wrote:The banal words can of hide the depth of passion these two share. What a romance!
You don't say? Where does one purchase a can of hide? Joe's seems a bit thinish perhaps we could patch him up.

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it's good to know there are burger flippers like you out there,
Oh gee, now you're accusing him of being the Day Manager of The In-N-Out-Burger, just like our erstwhile right-hand-man to Timothy Geitner did... 8-)
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Lord Jim wrote:
it's good to know there are burger flippers like you out there,
Oh gee, now you're accusing him of being the Day Manager of The In-N-Out-Burger, just like our erstwhile right-hand-man to Timothy Geitner did... 8-)
Oh dear, have I been mislead? I did sincerely believe Joe flipped burgers for a living. It must have been the greasy feel of his personality that allowed me to be so easily fooled.

So what does he do, honey dip? Walmart greet?

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TPFKA@W wrote:
So what does he do, honey dip? Walmart greet?
I'll give you a hint at what I do but nothing more.

I investigate people who misrepresent themselves and present my findings to the court.

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Joe Guy wrote:
TPFKA@W wrote:
So what does he do, honey dip? Walmart greet?
I'll give you a hint at what I do but nothing more.

I investigate people who misrepresent themselves and present my findings to the court.
Investigate sounds a lot like leg-hump. Very fitting indeed.

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Ah yes Days of Old, how they have been missed...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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What goes cat-skunk-cat-skunk-cat-skunk (ad n.)? But also amusingly so.
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:What goes cat-skunk-cat-skunk-cat-skunk (ad n.)? But also amusingly so.
Ooh! Ooh! I know that one!

A catholic nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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