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The Queen Wants To Send Me Money!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:22 pm
by Lord Jim
Attn: Grant Beneficiary,

On behalf of the Management and Board of Trustees of The Queen Elizabeth's Foundation (Queen of England), we once again try to notify you as our earlier letter was returned undelivered. We hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address to notify you that we have been commissioned by the Queen's Foundation to send you a Grant Award sum of $850,000.00 Dollars (Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars) as charity donations/aid from the Queen Elizabeth's. You are one of the final recipients of this Cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business development. The Queen Elizabeth's Foundation, established 1977 by the Queen Of England (Queen Elizabeth II) [glad they clarified that]which is now being supported by the United Nations Organization(UNO) and the European Union (EU) was conceived with the objective of Human Growth, Educational and Community Development in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament.

Please, if we reach you as we are hopeful,You are required to fill this Verification form below:

FULL NAMES:........................
DATE OF BIRTH:....................
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:..............
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: ............
GRANT BENEFICIARY'S MOBILE TELEPHONE:................
GRANT BENEFICIARY'S FAX:............
GRANT BENEFICIARY'S SEX:...................
MARITAL STATUS:.........................
OCCUPATION:...........................
GRANT BENEFICIARY'S BUSINESS NAME/ADDRESS:....................

Congratulations! it is our hope that you will appreciate our gesture and judiciously spend your grant.


You are hereby advised to keep this whole information confidential until your GRANT AWARD has been duly remitted to you. There have been many cases of double and unqualified claim, due to beneficiaries divulging details of awards to third parties.

Sincerely,
Miss Elizabeth Jones,
Email: publicrelationsuk@outlook.com
PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
Now, a suspicious person might wonder why a grant notification from "The Queen Elizabeth's Foundation" has "from" email address of : "marcio@grupovs.srv.br" , but I don't want to look a royal gift-horse in the mouth...

Re: The Queen Wants To Send Me Money!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:56 pm
by Gob
It must be this queen;

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Re: The Queen Wants To Send Me Money!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:59 pm
by Sean
You are hereby advised to keep this whole information confidential until your GRANT AWARD has been duly remitted to you. There have been many cases of double and unqualified claim, due to beneficiaries divulging details of awards to third parties.
You've buggered that up already! Now you won't get the cash...

Re: The Queen Wants To Send Me Money!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:09 pm
by Lord Jim
:damn:

Re: The Queen Wants To Send Me Money!

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:08 am
by MajGenl.Meade
The giveaway was that signature line though. Everyone knows it's "Windsor".

Re: The Queen Wants To Send Me Money!

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:43 pm
by Miles
Damn LJ I thought I told you the last time don't tell anyone but me, now you screwed up again. :nana