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Hilarious spam
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:16 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:52 pm
by Crackpot
I know that one just begs to be made fun of. it's so good you almost wan't to give a "sympathy click" on the link
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:07 pm
by Gob
Damn, it's gone...
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:17 pm
by Crackpot
someone is tempting fate and I say we stick it to him.
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 3:40 pm
by Lord Jim
A polite spammer:
P.S. Excuse me for choosing "General stuff Tabloids" to leave a offer for men about plavix mechanism of action
www.theplanbforum.com - mighty site! Thanx!
Sorry, you're not excused.
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 8:55 pm
by Lord Jim
I am the first time visit here on this page and after that for a start i wishes to are saying hello to madams and sirs
Pexxa...
Is that
you?
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 9:28 pm
by Gob
I wish it were, how the hell to we get the state of play through to Pexxa?
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 4:40 am
by loCAtek
State of play? He can post where he chooses, you wanna play with him go to CSB. You can play with Gar there too.
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:11 am
by Gob
Username: Pregnancy [ Administrate user ] [ Banning ] [ Test out user’s permissions ]
Age: 25
Occupation:
Get Pregnant
Interests:
How to get pregnant
Get fucked?
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:43 am
by The Hen
Ha. Now that's funny!
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 5:01 pm
by Lord Jim
Gob wrote:Username: Pregnancy [ Administrate user ] [ Banning ] [ Test out user’s permissions ]
Age: 25
Occupation:
Get Pregnant
Interests:
How to get pregnant
Get fucked?
That's what I like about this board...
It's so informative....
Ask a question, and somebody is sure to have an answer....
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 9:54 pm
by Daisy
Gob wrote:Username: Pregnancy [ Administrate user ] [ Banning ] [ Test out user’s permissions ]
Age: 25
Occupation:
Get Pregnant
Interests:
How to get pregnant
Get fucked?
Haaaaa!! Hahahahah
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:07 pm
by Lord Jim
A MAN got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his decchair and found histesticles had become stuck between two slats of wood.
Yes, that
definitely rates five stars in the "nasty surprise" department....
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:13 pm
by Scooter
And why that is one choice in a poll about maxi pad use, sorry, not quite getting the connection.
Wait a sec, I'm trying to make sense out of spam? Must not have gotten enough sleep after all...
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:04 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
This will soon be sent to spam hell but I thought it was funny as hell:
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I understand those filching co-workers. Unfortunately they tend to filch lunch rather than clothes.
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:11 pm
by Daisy
That must have been through several bits of translation software to become that garbled ....
I mean what the fuck does this mean?
To detect the nonpareil women's suits pro every occurrence, you've approach to the dexter place.
Anybody??
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:27 pm
by Sue U
Daisy wrote:That must have been through several bits of translation software to become that garbled ....
I mean what the fuck does this mean?
To detect the nonpareil women's suits pro every occurrence, you've approach to the dexter place.
Anybody??
Oh that one's easy:
"To find the best women's suits for every occasion, you've come to the right place."
The misapplication of the latinate root words is hilarious, though.
ETA:
Here's what's stumping me: "Women's responsibility suits" and "look recompense congested." ?????????
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:34 pm
by Guinevere
Yeah, I'd like some of my clients to filch me seriously!
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:36 pm
by Guinevere
Sue U wrote:ETA:
Here's what's stumping me: "Women's responsibility suits" and "look recompense congested." ?????????
"Look successful" for the second one. I'd guess the first had something to do with professionalism, except "professional" made it through the garbleling later in the add . . .
Re: Hilarious spam
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:53 pm
by Sue U
How do you get "successful" from "recompense congested"? "Clogged up with payment"? Maybe you have "money coming out your ass."
