A hook

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Re: A hook

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offer is open to anyone
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Re: A hook

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Crackpot did help me find my pants. Thanks CP! :D
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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The Hen
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Re: A hook

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The only hook I can think of is the way we want to run the place. Like the G-Man's desire, I want this Board to be 'our' Board as opposed to belonging to an individual person.

I want to establish (maybe even formally) this as some kind of co-operative Board. Somewhere where group opinion can form the flavour and direction of the Board.
Bah!

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Re: A hook

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Good idea, @W -

In order to create a hook, we need to use words that are commonly searched.

So, here are some (really stupid) ideas to get people thinking...

For example: 'Plan B - Naked Free Speech'

'Plan B - Lady Gaga hangs out here'

'Plan B Forum - Casual Sexual Encounters and Heated Discussions'

or...

'Plan B Forum - Topics for everyone from Mickey Mouse Club to AARP Members'

'Plan B - Discussion Board for People with Enlarged Prostates or Breast Lumps'

'Plan B Forum - Share your Disease & Argue About it!'

or (less searched words)...

'Plan B - An Alternative to a BBS Run by an Old Obtuse Slut and Her Two Retarded Offspring Fathered by Her Autistic Brother'

'Plan B Forum - E Pluribus Unum, Let's Argue'

'Plan B - Free Speech & Fuck You if You Don't Like it'

'Plan B Forum - All the Answers are Here - What's the Question?'

'Plan B - Who Needs Plan A?'
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Re: A hook

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JG: I don't know if I'm thinking, but I sure am laughing.
GAH!
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Re: A hook

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If our technical wiz kids know how, words such as "Live lesbian mud wrestling daily" can be put into headers so they can be picked up by search engines.

There again, do we need more people like me here?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Re: A hook

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Gob wrote: There again, do we need more people like me here?
Good point! :lol:
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Re: A hook

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Plan B unus mundus...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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The Hen
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Re: A hook

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I have a germ of an idea of a hook starting.

It could be a great germ of an idea. I will let it infect my thinking for a while and try and cover all bases then I will put it up for general digestion.

It could even fix any potential future problems with unsubstantiated crap being posted about posters.

:mrgreen:
Bah!

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Re: A hook

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It could even fix any potential future problems with unsubstantiated crap being posted about posters.
You mean my unsubstantiated carp isn't a problem now?

I'll have to wait on the future...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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Re: A hook

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You mean my unsubstantiated carp isn't a problem now?
Does your goldfish resent that remark?
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Re: A hook

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Don't be coy...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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Re: A hook

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Oh...

This thread is about fish.

That expalins why you're looking for a hook.
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Re: A hook

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keld feldspar wrote:Don't be coy...
I was just making a joke, not trying to be a complete bass.
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Re: A hook

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OK OK it's just starting to flounder now...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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Re: A hook

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The thread just needs a tunaup.
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Joe Guy
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Re: A hook

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keld feldspar wrote:OK OK it's just starting to flounder now...
I'm now convinced that the porpoise of this thread is that @W doesn't really want hooks and posted just for the halibut.
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No Greater Fool
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Re: A hook

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Get the net!
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Re: A hook

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No Greater Fool wrote:Get the net!
What are you whaling about?
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Re: A hook

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Just casting about for hooks. :roll:
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