Happy Birthday, Lord Jim!

[The Hen]

Another year older, another year bolder.

Have the best of days today.

For your birthday this year, I got Ronnie to do a strip tease for you.

Hang on, he's just about to start .....

[The Hen]

[The Hen]

Spooky.

Both threads have the same amount of views and replies.

[The Hen]

Oh! Scooter's responded in the other thread, so the stats are off now.

[The Hen]

I don't believe it?

Now BSG has responded in the usurper thread.

It was my image of Ronnie wasn't it.

Well, at least Lord Jim will appreciate it?

*flounces off*

[BoSoxGal]

Sorry!

The 'sex with Rick Perry' thing & your post to Gob got me giggling.

But this thread's nice, too!

[The Hen]

You're just saying that to make me feel better.

Well I don't need your thread sympathy.

The record will show that THIS thread was the original and, YES, the better of the two Birthday Wishing threads to Lord Jim.

Now you can just go off and play in the lesser Birthday thread. Me and Ron are fine just waiting around for Jim by ourselves .... with this fine crate of Upside Down Sav Blanc.

[Sue U]

Happy Birthday, Jim.

[Sean]

Happy birthday Jim!

(I'm putting this in both threads so neither of the two alleged adults can claim oneupmanship... )

[Miles]

Happy Birthday Jim.

[BoSoxGal]

This thread has pulled ahead.

By yet another post, now!

[Lord Jim]

This thread has pulled ahead.

By yet another post, now!

But it lacks my wonderfully entertaining response, so I suppose I should probably re-post it here as well..

I want to state, here and now, for the record, that I have never had sex with that man, Rick Perry....

Not once, not a single time....

I considered having sex with Mitt Romney, but I couldn't unlatch his Magical Underwear....(back in the day I was a regular Houdini when it came to unlatching bra clasps, but Mitt's underwear was just too big a challenge...)

But seriously folks...

I wanted to do the Alfred's http://www.alfredssteakhouse.com/ thing, just us and The Queen Mum, but I've been told that my brother-in-law Roman Craig has made reservations for us at The House Of Prime Rib http://houseofprimerib.net/home.html and he's footing the bill, so I'm going to do as much damage to his credit card as possible....(hopefully it won't bounce)

I'm thinkin' a 24 ouncer (The King Henry VIII Cut) medium rare, and a three figure bottle of wine...

ETA:

I'm not crazy about turning 52, but as Maurice Chevalier said years ago when he was asked how he felt about turning 70....

"Not bad...considering the alternative...."

And at least I'm not suckin' my prime rib through a straw and wandering around lookin' for the nickle slots....

[The Hen]

Pfft.

I get a repost when I am the original thread poster?

Not good enough.

[loCAtek]

Hey Jim, happy B-day!