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I beat you. I beat you fair and square in the birthday greetings to Lord Jim.

I even got a response before you did!

(Fair enough, it was me responding to my own thread, but that was because mine was funnier, and YOURS didn't exist.)

Jim is having sex with Rick Perry?

Happy Birthday, old fart!

Scooter wrote:Jim is having sex with Rick Perry?

No, Jim is having sex with Mitt Romney. Haven't you been paying attention?

Happy birthday Jim!

(I'm putting this in both threads so neither of the two alleged adults can claim oneupmanship... )

I want to state, here and now, for the record, that I have never had sex with that man, Rick Perry....

Not once, not a single time....

I considered having sex with Mitt Romney, but I couldn't unlatch his Magical Underwear....(back in the day I was a regular Houdini when it came to unlatching bra clasps, but Mitt's underwear was just too big a challenge...)

But seriously folks...

I wanted to do the Alfred's http://www.alfredssteakhouse.com/ thing, just us and The Queen Mum, but I've been told that my brother-in-law Roman Craig has made reservations for us at The House Of Prime Rib http://houseofprimerib.net/home.html and he's footing the bill, so I'm going to do as much damage to his credit card as possible....(hopefully it won't bounce)

I'm thinkin' a 24 ouncer (The King Henry VIII Cut) medium rare, and a three figure bottle of wine...

ETA:

I'm not crazy about turning 52, but as Maurice Chevalier said years ago when he was asked how he felt about turning 70....

"Not bad...considering the alternative...."

And at least I'm not suckin' my prime rib through a straw and wandering around lookin' for the nickle slots....

Happy Birthday, LJ!!!!!

I love House of Prime Rib. Just remember, you have to finish all your creamed spinach, or you can't have any cake!

Happy Birthday Jim.

Lord Jim wrote::

And at least I'm not suckin' my prime rib through a straw and wandering around lookin' for the nickle slots....

We have only your word for that!

Lord Jim wrote:I want to state, here and now, for the record, that I have never had sex with that man, Rick Perry....

Apparently, BJs still don't count.

Happy Birthday...

late for this party but happy birthday Lord Jim. 52 ain't so bad, wait til you get to my age (53).

I just had a thought, how old are you going to be when you start teaching the youngest to drive? That is a young mans job.

oldr_n_wsr wrote:I just had a thought, how old are you going to be when you start teaching the youngest to drive?

Quick "back on an envelope" calculation puts Jim at 127 yrs old by the time junior learns to drive.

Oh Crap! Did I really miss this!? Sorry...

I really like that pic, LoCa...

I may use for my new avatar...

God, how we miss you.

Let the church say Amen.

(Especially with our current candidates...)

Hope it was a bigger deal than mine.
have a good one