Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:37 pm
Just a friendly reminder.
Happy Easter/Passover/Nowruz to all.
Happy Easter/Passover/Nowruz to all.
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Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
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Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:40 pm
Ahhh DBA, his lasting legacy is the funniest thread title ever.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:45 pm
Well, we're going to have pagan Easter lamb....
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:20 pm
We're having hot dogs (pig lips and such)...
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:55 pm
Ham steaks.
I think.
I think.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:03 pm
Pastrami on rye 
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:36 pm
We have four boys from Bolokanang staying with us Thursday - Sunday nite/Monday a.m. and we plan on having some pagan cheese Viennas and er .... well that's about it really. We had pagan KFC and tuna salad today as we whimsically gallivanted. Yesterday was overindulgence at the cinema day - all the BK kids together to enjoy "The Lorax" and it was well worth it for all concerned
Meade
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Meade
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Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:05 pm
Gob and I had religious Fish and Chips (Heston Blumenthal's recipe) with my Mum for Good Friday, followed by a lovely Lemon and Lime Meringue Pie.
I am thinking of doing a Holy Roast Lamb for the Hatch and myself on Easter Sunday with possibly a Moral Nut roast for himself.
I am thinking of doing a Holy Roast Lamb for the Hatch and myself on Easter Sunday with possibly a Moral Nut roast for himself.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:15 pm
Easter? Pah!
I'm doing shifts on my own today, (Saturday,) and tomorrow, I am the emergency team. Hen, little darling that she is reminded me of a conversation I had a few easter's back.
Turing up at the Psych ward, with a client for admission in the back of a paddy wagon, and four cops.
Me: "Got one for you here guys."
Charge nurse: "What's up with him?"
Me; "Found him dancing naked on top of his mother's garage roof, swearing and shouting that he wanted the police to shoot him as he is Jesus and will be resurrected."
Charge Nurse; "Oh for fuck's sake, not another Jesus, we've already got three of those."
Me: "You won't go short of wine then."
I'm doing shifts on my own today, (Saturday,) and tomorrow, I am the emergency team. Hen, little darling that she is reminded me of a conversation I had a few easter's back.
Turing up at the Psych ward, with a client for admission in the back of a paddy wagon, and four cops.
Me: "Got one for you here guys."
Charge nurse: "What's up with him?"
Me; "Found him dancing naked on top of his mother's garage roof, swearing and shouting that he wanted the police to shoot him as he is Jesus and will be resurrected."
Charge Nurse; "Oh for fuck's sake, not another Jesus, we've already got three of those."
Me: "You won't go short of wine then."
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:17 am
No holy lamb to be had for love or money!!!!!
The Hatch and I will go with a serving of devil's pork.
The Hatch and I will go with a serving of devil's pork.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:41 pm
Can't you just pop over to New Zealand? I'm sure they've got plenty...No holy lamb to be had for love or money!!!!!
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:45 pm
Yeah...NoLord Jim wrote:Can't you just pop over to New Zealand? I'm sure they've got plenty...No holy lamb to be had for love or money!!!!!
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:54 pm
Funny, I've got a nice leg of Australian lamb in my fridge. Should make a lovely Easter dinner.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:05 pm
Bugger all there mateLord Jim wrote:Can't you just pop over to New Zealand? I'm sure they've got plenty...No holy lamb to be had for love or money!!!!!
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:51 pm
Excellent pun there Meade, you'd have to know a bit about Kiwis to get it though.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:10 pm
I know a LOT about Kiwis, but buggered if I can see the pun you do darling. (When you bring me my next cuppa, you can 'splain it to me.)
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:19 pm
Oh dear, more coffee needed for Hen...
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:39 pm
Less getting up many times in the night and rescuing Barney from the dreaded corners needed for Hen.
Re: Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:39 am
I thought coffee was prohibited in favor of tea in Britain and anywhere that was a British colony more recently than 1900? :pGob wrote:Oh dear, more coffee needed for Hen...
LAMB... YUCK!
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:12 am
I call it "Leg-O-Lanolin." Not only does it taste horrible -- a real deviation from my English roots -- but hours later it is still sticking to the roof of my mouth. I'd rather eat scrapple and we all know what that's made with.
Tomorrow I'll be eating a nice Kosher Easter ham -- and Jesus will be happy.
HAPPY EASTER!
Tomorrow I'll be eating a nice Kosher Easter ham -- and Jesus will be happy.
HAPPY EASTER!