Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham

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Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham

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Just a friendly reminder.

Happy Easter/Passover/Nowruz to all.
GAH!

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:funee:

Ahhh DBA, his lasting legacy is the funniest thread title ever.

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Well, we're going to have pagan Easter lamb....
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We're having hot dogs (pig lips and such)...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Ham steaks.

I think.

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Pastrami on rye :ok

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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We have four boys from Bolokanang staying with us Thursday - Sunday nite/Monday a.m. and we plan on having some pagan cheese Viennas and er .... well that's about it really. We had pagan KFC and tuna salad today as we whimsically gallivanted. Yesterday was overindulgence at the cinema day - all the BK kids together to enjoy "The Lorax" and it was well worth it for all concerned

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Gob and I had religious Fish and Chips (Heston Blumenthal's recipe) with my Mum for Good Friday, followed by a lovely Lemon and Lime Meringue Pie.

I am thinking of doing a Holy Roast Lamb for the Hatch and myself on Easter Sunday with possibly a Moral Nut roast for himself.
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Easter? Pah!

I'm doing shifts on my own today, (Saturday,) and tomorrow, I am the emergency team. Hen, little darling that she is reminded me of a conversation I had a few easter's back.

Turing up at the Psych ward, with a client for admission in the back of a paddy wagon, and four cops.
Me: "Got one for you here guys."
Charge nurse: "What's up with him?"
Me; "Found him dancing naked on top of his mother's garage roof, swearing and shouting that he wanted the police to shoot him as he is Jesus and will be resurrected."
Charge Nurse; "Oh for fuck's sake, not another Jesus, we've already got three of those."
Me: "You won't go short of wine then."
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No holy lamb to be had for love or money!!!!!

The Hatch and I will go with a serving of devil's pork.
Bah!

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No holy lamb to be had for love or money!!!!!
Can't you just pop over to New Zealand? I'm sure they've got plenty... :P
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Lord Jim wrote:
No holy lamb to be had for love or money!!!!!
Can't you just pop over to New Zealand? I'm sure they've got plenty... :P
Yeah...No
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Funny, I've got a nice leg of Australian lamb in my fridge. Should make a lovely Easter dinner.
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Lord Jim wrote:
No holy lamb to be had for love or money!!!!!
Can't you just pop over to New Zealand? I'm sure they've got plenty... :P
Bugger all there mate
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:funee: :funee: :funee:

Excellent pun there Meade, you'd have to know a bit about Kiwis to get it though.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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I know a LOT about Kiwis, but buggered if I can see the pun you do darling. (When you bring me my next cuppa, you can 'splain it to me.)
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Oh dear, more coffee needed for Hen...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Less getting up many times in the night and rescuing Barney from the dreaded corners needed for Hen.
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Gob wrote:Oh dear, more coffee needed for Hen...
I thought coffee was prohibited in favor of tea in Britain and anywhere that was a British colony more recently than 1900? :p

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LAMB... YUCK!

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I call it "Leg-O-Lanolin." Not only does it taste horrible -- a real deviation from my English roots -- but hours later it is still sticking to the roof of my mouth. I'd rather eat scrapple and we all know what that's made with.

Tomorrow I'll be eating a nice Kosher Easter ham -- and Jesus will be happy.

HAPPY EASTER!
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