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SQL??

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:57 pm
by Joe Guy
What's wrong with PB's SQL?

And furthermore, what is PB's SQL?

This message has appeared quite a lot today - "SQL ERROR [ mysqli ]

Lost connection to MySQL server at 'reading authorization packet', system error: 0 [2013]

An sql error occurred while fetching this page. Please contact an administrator if this problem persists."

Re: SQL??

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:09 pm
by Lord Jim
SQL is an abbreviation for 'squirrel"....

It's tech talk for a squirrel having gotten lose running around in the server.

Glad I could help.

Re: SQL??

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:20 pm
by Gob
Network Improvement Series Maintenance #4: Core Router Upgrade (Orange County) Saturday, June 9 –9pm PDT(4 hours) Part 2: Cut Over(REVERTED)
Posted (June 9th, 2012 at 8:59 pm PST) by Ralph

Part 2: Cut over to new hardware – Saturday, June 9th – 9pm PDT – 1am PDT ( 4 hour window). With the preparation and staging completed Thursday night, we will be able to cut over to the new hardware and use it in our live network environment. The process will involve moving individual subsets of our network one at a time. Service interruption will occur while the individual networks are moved, but will only affect customers on those specific networks for a short time (< 15 minutes). We do have multiple physical connections to switch so we expect to use the entire 4 hour window.

Update June 10th, 12:50am PDT: We have successfully reverted our changes and all sites affected by this change are working correctly again. We were able to work through some of the challenges that came up during the maintenance, but at this point we feel it is best to take the information gained and re-evaluate the best way to upgrade the core router at our data centers. We will provide you further information once we reschedule part 2 of Network Improvement Series #4.

Update June 10th, 12:25am PDT: Services are restoring and most all test sites are up. We are also testing sites submitted in support requests and in the status post comments as well. Thank you for your patience and understanding during this maintenance window.

Update June 10th, 12:00am PDT: We are reverting back to the previous state. We were unable to completely iron out some of the issues we were seeing after the switch of the first rack of machines to the new router.

Update June 9th, 11:00pm PDT: First row is still underway. We are seeing some service interruption and we are working to get your sites up. We are currently rebooting the switch and expect to be recovered once that is complete.

Update June 9th, 10:00pm PDT: We are starting our first row of machines now. People with machines on this row will experience an inability to connect to their site or their database for less than 15 minutes.

Update June 9th, 9:30pm PDT: The final staging work that we needed to finish today is now complete. We are near ready to start switching over individual networks. Once we start actually moving the networks we will let you know.

Update June 9th, 9:00pm PDT: Our team is here and ready to start on the maintenance. We will keep you informed each step of the way.

Re: SQL??

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:19 pm
by Joe Guy
Lord Jim wrote:It's tech talk for a squirrel having gotten lose running around in the server.
I've seen 'looser' used in place of 'loser' many times.

This is the first time I've seen 'lose' used in place of 'loose'.

Reverse looserisms. An inevitable internet syndrome... :D

Re: SQL??

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:07 am
by Jarlaxle
Damn...squirrels in a building are a pain in the ASS to catch! :)

(Yes, I DO speak from experience.)

Re: SQL??

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:37 am
by loCAtek
They should be catapulted immediately.

Re: SQL??

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:25 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Jarlaxle wrote:Damn...squirrels in a building are a pain in the ASS to catch! :)

(Yes, I DO speak from experience.)

I respectfully suggest you may be using the wrong part of your anatomy?

Re: SQL??

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:32 am
by The Hen
It's the squirrel sequel.

Re: SQL??

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:48 pm
by Simpson5215
Lord Jim wrote:SQL is an abbreviation for 'squirrel"....

It's tech talk for a squirrel having gotten lose running around in the server.

Glad I could help.
SQL = Structured Query Language :D

In reading up on the 2013 error it appears that the problem was/is on the server side I.E. somhow thier /etc/hosts.allow file got corrupted if the host is on a Linux/Unix platform. If on a Windows platform it would be a firewall issue on the Server side.

Re: SQL??

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:50 pm
by Crackpot
THat's hate speeeh.

It shouls be structured homosexual language.

But why would idt be considered homoosexual in the first place?

Knuckle draggers all.

Re: SQL??

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:00 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Is it something to do with how Jarl catches little furry rodents? :o

Re: SQL??

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:34 am
by loCAtek
It's nuttin' honey; he's got his ass in a sling, over the squeakquel.

Re: SQL??

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:54 am
by oldr_n_wsr
Jarlaxle wrote:Damn...squirrels in a building are a pain in the ASS to catch! :)

(Yes, I DO speak from experience.)
Catching squirrels is for sissies. 10 guage shotgun is what a real man uses.

Re: SQL??

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:50 am
by Joe Guy
Crackpot wrote:
But why would idt be considered homoosexual in the first place?

"Homoosexual" = A cow born in a bull's body.

Re: SQL??

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:28 am
by loCAtek
Cows eat hay; what does a gay cow eat?Image
Oh Haaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Re: SQL??

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:41 pm
by Jarlaxle
oldr_n_wsr wrote:
Jarlaxle wrote:Damn...squirrels in a building are a pain in the ASS to catch! :)

(Yes, I DO speak from experience.)
Catching squirrels is for sissies. 10 guage shotgun is what a real man uses.
Not when its in the damn house!

Re: SQL??

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:47 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
Especially if it's in the house. If left alone, they will do more damage tot he house than the shotgun would.
:D