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Hatch's new paramour is a fucking Yank apparently....

Oh I hope not - my daughter married one and look where that led. Hopefully he's just a Yank

Meade

Gob wrote:Hatch's new paramour is a fucking Yank apparently....

Is it the first part or the second part that troubles you? or does the first part just compound the second part?

Mayhap she is just yanking your chain.

Hatch's new paramour is a fucking Yank apparently....

LOL

Karma...

It is a bitch....

N-o-o-o-oo-o-o soon she'll be singling the "Stars and Stripes banner", and making Mum's apple tart, and going down the gridiron to watch basketball, and sending all our money to Pat Richardsons TV evangelical mission....

Maybe he'll take her to a real football game!

Just wait till he buys her one of these:



Or perhaps a nice nightshirt:

Fuck! He's coming round for tea tonight. I'll have to be polite and sober. I've already had to promise not to call him Brenda.

Stop being an arse.

That too!

My condolences Gob, my lord a damn Yankee what could be worse? I am so grateful that my granddaughter married a Mexican.

Gob wrote:Fuck! He's coming round for tea tonight. I'll have to be polite and sober. I've already had to promise not to call him Brenda.

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot?

Don't give up hope Gob; I have heard that some have actually been civilized. Be grateful that you don’t have to share a country with them.

Lib, "Yank" is a term that Brit types use to describe all Americans, no matter which side of the Mason/Dixon line they are from.....

It grated on my ear the first time I heard it too...

So Strop, from which state in The Land Of The Free And The Home Of The Brave does the young man hail?

Lord Jim wrote:Lib, "Yank" is a term that Brit types use to describe all Americans, no matter which side of the Mason/Dixon line they are from.....

It grated on my ear the first time I heard it too...

So Strop, from which state in The Land Of The Free And The Home Of The Brave does the young man hail?

Oh my god, does he realize the insult. Just call me a poop eating mangy cur instead I will be so grateful.

Jarlaxle wrote:

Gob wrote:Fuck! He's coming round for tea tonight. I'll have to be polite and sober. I've already had to promise not to call him Brenda.

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot?

His name's Brandon, I call him Brenda. It annoys Hatch.

Lord Jim wrote:
So Strop, from which state in The Land Of The Free And The Home Of The Brave does the young man hail?

Somewhere call Ill-noise apparently.

Somewhere call Ill-noise apparently.

Well, at least you didn't call it Ill-annoy....

A Midwesterner then....

Lib:

My understanding is that the distinction is between "Yank" and "Yankee".....

It goes back to WWI; remember the song Over There...?

O-ver there, o-ver there, send the word, send the word, o-ver there,
That the Yanks are com-ing, the Yanks are com-ing,
The drums rum-tum-ming ev'-ry where
So pre-pare, say a prayer, send the word, send the word to be-ware
We'll be o-ver, we're com-ing o-ver,
And we won't come back 'til it's o-ver O-ver There!

Gob wrote:Fuck! He's coming round for tea tonight.

You could make him feel at home by serving all of the food in buckets...

I'm waiting to witness Jim's reaction when his daughter brings a boy home for the first time.

Somehow I think if he's already won a Nobel Prize, Jim will wonder why he hadn't managed to win two.

Sean wrote:

Gob wrote:Fuck! He's coming round for tea tonight.

You could make him feel at home by serving all of the food in buckets...