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Long Run
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by Long Run » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:45 pm
Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor
Submitted by Jur on Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:54
Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.
According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.
The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.
http://www.sciencedump.com/content/chin ... -extractor
Big RR
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by Big RR » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:04 pm
If that screen could play porn as well it might be a plus. I see a franchise opportunity.
We could market it as the Orgasmatron and have walk in centers for quickies.
Crackpot
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by Crackpot » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:24 pm
I've seen that picture before. A few years ago iirc.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:36 pm
That reminds me of the machine they used in
A Boy And His Dog ...
Very strange sci-fi cult flick from the mid-70's...It was Don Johnson's first role, and somehow they even got Jason Robards to play a part...Alvy Moore...( the perpetually befuddled county agent "Mr. Kimble" from
Green Acres ) produced it, wrote the script, and played two roles; one as the dog's voice...
Funny the things one remembers...
Long Run
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by Long Run » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:38 pm
It has been around for a couple of years, but is making the rounds again. It looks like an actual product; no user reviews to be found though.
Guinevere
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by Guinevere » Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:14 pm
A "massage pipe." Interesting terminology.
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
Sue U
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by Sue U » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:09 pm
They tried "crack pipe" but got unintended results.
GAH!
TPFKA@W
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by TPFKA@W » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:47 pm
Beware, it might be made by the same manufacturers of Chinese finger traps.
BoSoxGal
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by BoSoxGal » Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:28 am
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