I used to feel self-conscious and worthless because of my size but now I know that I'm perfect from the bottom to the top. I'm an opportunity feeder. And that is my story.
"I just hate the naming and shaming of it all. When your diet is "anything that fits in your mouth" having a large mouth is a good thing. Our name for ourselves is "elegant-mouthed bass", just so you know. Is that a bullfrog over there? Gotta go. "
Its not the worst name in the world but "striped" geez, its like we're parking lots or something. We were hoping for "voyageur bass" or "explorer bass" something that captured our restless nature and ability to live in both salt and fresh water. Say, do you have a crayfish over there? Did you check your pockets? "