Now you can.
Just glue it shut.
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For the ladies only
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Bicycle Bill
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For the ladies only
How would you like to get through your next menstrual period without the need of pads, tampons, or pantyliners?
Now you can.
Just glue it shut.
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Now you can.
Just glue it shut.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Re: For the ladies only
A stupid idea from a stupid man (a chiropractor - clearly he has TONs of expersince with menstruation):
http://magplanet.com/this-is-what-an-ac ... tick-glue/
http://magplanet.com/this-is-what-an-ac ... tick-glue/
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
Re: For the ladies only
Toxic shock syndrome, anyone?!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
For The Ladies
This has me singing Elvis Presley's big '60s hit:
You can shake an apple off an apple tree
Shake-a, shake- sugar,
But you'll never shake me
Uh-uh-uh
No-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue,
Stick because I'm
Stuck in you...
You can shake an apple off an apple tree
Shake-a, shake- sugar,
But you'll never shake me
Uh-uh-uh
No-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue,
Stick because I'm
Stuck in you...
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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Bicycle Bill
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Re: For the ladies only
Just thinking .... if it can keep stuff in, maybe it can also keep stuff out.
Perhaps they should try cross-marketing it as a form of birth control.
(eta.... ladies, before you get together with your torches to hunt me down and string me up by my testes,
please understand that this is an attempt at humor and is in no way a serious suggestion)
-"BB"-
Perhaps they should try cross-marketing it as a form of birth control.
(eta.... ladies, before you get together with your torches to hunt me down and string me up by my testes,
please understand that this is an attempt at humor and is in no way a serious suggestion)
-"BB"-
Last edited by Bicycle Bill on Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:45 am, edited 1 time in total.
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Re: For the ladies only
Could be a problem if you get it confused with the KY in a moment of passion...
Re: For the ladies only
Snopes doesn't buy it
http://www.snopes.com/mensez/
I don't buy Snopes' argument that patents don't have to work, but it is true they do not have to be workable in the marketplace. Certainly one could seal the vagina to contain menstrual products, but it would not be feasible for many reasons, some of which are mentioned here.
The patent No is 9,539,077 to Daniel Dopps who apparently prosecuted it on his own, but it seems ridiculous to think this would ever come to market.
Next he'll make a baby glue to do away with diapers.
http://www.snopes.com/mensez/
I don't buy Snopes' argument that patents don't have to work, but it is true they do not have to be workable in the marketplace. Certainly one could seal the vagina to contain menstrual products, but it would not be feasible for many reasons, some of which are mentioned here.
The patent No is 9,539,077 to Daniel Dopps who apparently prosecuted it on his own, but it seems ridiculous to think this would ever come to market.
Next he'll make a baby glue to do away with diapers.