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Gob
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The 50 Things to Do

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Before you're 11 ¾


1. Climb a tree

2. Roll down a really big hill

3. Camp out in the wild

4. Build a den

5. Skim a stone

6. Run around in the rain

7. Fly a kite

8. Catch a fish with a net

9. Eat an apple straight from a tree

10. Play conkers

11. Throw some snow

12. Hunt for treasure on the beach

13. Make a mud pie

14. Dam a stream

15. Go sledging

16. Bury someone in the sand

17. Set up a snail race

18. Balance on a fallen tree

19. Swing on a rope swing

20. Make a mud slide

21. Eat blackberries growing in the wild

22. Take a look inside a tree

23. Visit an island

24. Feel like you're flying in the wind

25. Make a grass trumpet

26. Hunt for fossils and bones

27. Watch the sun wake up

28. Climb a huge hill

29. Get behind a waterfall

30. Feed a bird from your hand

31. Hunt for bugs

32. Find some frogspawn

33. Catch a butterfly in a net

34. Track wild animals

35. Discover what's in a pond

36. Call an owl

37. Check out the crazy creatures in a rock pool

38. Bring up a butterfly

39. Catch a crab

40. Go on a nature walk at night

41. Plant it, grow it, eat it

42. Go wild swimming

43. Go rafting

44. Light a fire without matches

45. Find your way with a map and compass

46. Try bouldering

47. Cook on a campfire

48. Try abseiling

49. Find a geocache

50. Canoe down a river

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthn ... re-12.html
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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51. Choke yourself blue in the face while trying to inhale a cigarette

52. Burn your throat with whiskey

53. Read a book having nothing to do with sports or "superheroes"

54. Ride a bike to someplace you've never been with your parents (and make it home without being caught)

55. Flirt with a girl

56. Place a penny on a railroad track and wait for a train to come

57. Build something out of wood (like a bird house), by yourself

58. Write a short story

59. Prepare a meal (cooked) for your family

60. Do a chore around the house without being asked to

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61. Get arrested and be cautioned.

62. Roll a five skin joint.

63. Get to second base.

64. Piss in your neighbors flowerpots.

65. Do an anonymous phone cal to your headmaster's wife.

66. Travel in a stolen vehicle.

67. Make a fertilizer bomb.

68. Take part in a demonstration against something you have no clue about.

69. Paint "Go home scum" on a wall.

70. Ignore the twee crap from the Telegraph.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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71. Build a collection of ASBOs.

72. Mug an old lady.

73. Shoplift.

74. Cheat on a test.

75. Burn down your school/Youth Centre.

76. Beat up a kid for being different.

77. Shout "Pig" at a policeman.

78. Get drunk on Alcopops.

79. Slap your teacher.

80. Become a Daily Mail subscriber.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Re: The 50 Things to Do

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81. Walk naked in public (where's Andrew been lately?)

82. Take my cat to a AKC dog show.

83. Ingest LSD before a job interview.

84. Walk around in public wearing woman's clothes.

85. Fire off a string of firecrakers during golf tournement (right before a crucial shot when everyone is deathly quiet).

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Go trapshooting!
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Miles
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86 From what I have seen here "get a good psych evaluation". :roll:
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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