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@meric@nwom@n

Someone shoot me

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I was left to babysit, me the Queen of Kid tripping. I knew I would regret it to my dying day. I now have the lyrics and music of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt stuck in my head. Going into day 3 now. :shock:

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Scooter
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
da da da da da da da...
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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Oh, that's helpful :fu

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Scooter
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I figured you'd like that.

Now, try being in a minivan on a 7 hour drive with 3 nieces and nephews singing that nonstop. I don't know how my brother-in-law, who was driving, managed to avoid having his head explode.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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Gob
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Another reason for keeping a roll of gaffa tape in the car...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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And some heavy-metal CD's in the console!

On a sorta-related note, I watched the (spectacular) video for Rock And Roll Dreams Come Through yesterday and have had the song stuck in my head ever since...
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

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loCAtek
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You could switch to Henry the eighth :twisted: ;
I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

Second verse same as the first

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

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Miles
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My son, in his infinate wisdow, is trying to drive whats left of my sanity completely away. There are currently two songs he manages to instill in my brain on a daily basis. One is Funhouse by Pink and the other is Ho,Ho, Fucking Ho from the Monty Python page on You Tube. Both are driving me crazy. :shock: :shock: :dig :beam:
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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