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Crackpot
Posts: 11543 Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:59 am
Location: Michigan
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by Crackpot » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:40 am
What?
Are you saying you won $100 for jerking off a horse?
Exactly what company do you keep?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Gob
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by Gob » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:12 am
Congratulations...
Do you get paid in horse spunk?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Gob
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by Gob » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:26 am
My kind of woman.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
loCAtek
Posts: 8421 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pm
Location: My San Ho'metown
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by loCAtek » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:20 am
SisterMaryFellatio wrote: Yes...which I gargled and swallowed. My mum told nice girls don't spit!
I think she meant BF's. To swallow a horse, you'd need an unhinged jaw like a snake.
...so, you got a hundred bucks for what?
Crackpot
Posts: 11543 Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:59 am
Location: Michigan
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by Crackpot » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:54 am
I think you'd have retained more respect via the original method described in this thread.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.