Farting

[Gob]

That it is;

1. fanny fart

the most amazin sound we have the pleasure of creating following shagging, especially doggy style. the greatest thing is you can learn to do them solo when standing in your head. far from being an insult, fanny farts are our fanny's way of sayin thanks for a great shag, it shows they have a world of their own and they jus want to be appreciated!! WE LOVE FANNY FARTS!!!!!!
"OH my god the sound of your fanny fart has just made me come i love fanny farts!!!"
by cheryl and hannah Feb 16, 2004


2. fanny fart

involuntary expulsion of air from the front passage in females. Can occur during intercourse or inverted yoga postures
While doing the plough she accidentally did a fanny fart
by drw Mar 21, 2003

3. fanny fart

The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef
uve just fanny farted
by jim bob Feb 19, 2003

4. fanny fart

comes from the vagina.. is the longest wateriest fart you'll ever hear.Only differance is a fanny fart isn't gas its trapped air and it sounds 10 times worse than a normal fart
the most embarrasing thing you can do in sex.......tip No. 1. keep the music blasting and he won't hear you fanny blasting.
by lisa Nov 8, 2003


5. Fanny Fart

The delightfully sloppy 'pffffup' that emits from a girl with a particularly loose or moist pudenda.
'Did you just fanny fart?'
Also used as an insult 'you soggy fanny fart!'
fanny flaps fart fluff moist
by miss drop Nov 9, 2007


6. fanny fart

Somink that can really put you off your stride!
-Oh yeh, oh yeh , oh yeh , what's my name? What's my name?
-Phhhhruuuuuuuuuut!
-What da fux zat?
-Fanny fart!
-Oh .......... what's my name? What's my name?
by yoshimitsu Sep 25,

7. fanny fart

a fart from a womans genitals, used as an insult
'What are you doing, you fanny fart?'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... nny%20fart

[oldr_n_wsr]

Nations seperated by a common language.

[loCAtek]

Yup, in the US, we call a vaginal fart a 'queef'.



'tis true!

[Miles]

Yup, in the US, we call a vaginal fart a 'queef'.



'tis true!

Actually we call it halarous (sp), can't you install a spell check for us less fortunate ?.

[@meric@nwom@n]

Install firefox as your browser and it will spell check everything you write on it.

http://firefox.freewarevault.net/

Beats IE to heck and back.

[Andrew D]

the most amazin sound we have the pleasure of creating following shagging, especially doggy style. the greatest thing is you can learn to do them solo when standing in your head. far from being an insult, fanny farts are our fanny's way of sayin thanks for a great shag, it shows they have a world of their own and they jus want to be appreciated!!

Okay, I can get the "sayin thanks for a great shag" bit. (I'd rather have words from my lover's mouth, but, hey, different strokes and all that.)

But why would anyone want to "learn to do them solo when standing in your head"? Thanks for the great shag you didn't actually have? Thanks for that great masturbation experience -- really; I've got to hand it to you -- I am so grateful to myself that I can't find the words? Huh?

[Miles]

Yup, in the US, we call a vaginal fart a 'queef'.



'tis true!

Actually we call it halarous (sp), can't you install a spell check for us less fortunate ?.

BTW we call it a pussy fart and it's best expericenced from between one and two inches, thats from the nose.

[SisterMaryFellatio]

There are two types of farts.

Intentional and Unintentional
Any other kind of fart might seem rude, but cannot be easily impeded by the farter.

I beg to differ there is also the vaginal fart which we call the fanny fart!!

But the fanny fart would still fall into either the category of intentional or unintentional.

I can't believe I'm having to explain this to a person in the medical profession... :

You must not be a proctologist. Otherwise you'd have learned the above very early on in proctology school.

Thanks fuck someone explained a fanny fart!! i did say there was a third sort!!

A fanny fart is never intentional.........unless your name is Cara - she could fanny fart on cue.....must have had the most amazing minge muscle! I wonder what happened to her she could have made a killing in Bangkok!


i am still laughing at queef havn't heard that in years!!

[Joe Guy]

Geez, I can't believe I have to explain further...

A fart is a fart, whether intended or unintended.

Being a 'fanny fart' doesn't make it a 3rd sort of fart. It makes it another intended or unintended fart.

Whether you'd need to learn the facts on farts in proctology or gynecology school is irrelevant. Each school has a course that covers farts.

[loCAtek]

Is there a degree in Fartology?

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

LoCA-The Farty Party -Tek

[Joe Guy]

Is there a degree in Fartology?

Not a degree in "Fartology" per se, but an understanding of the essence of fartonomics is required in order to receive a "certificate of comprehension of anal & vaginal expulsion," which is necessary before one can achieve the designation of gynecologist or proctologist.

[SisterMaryFellatio]

Still 3 in my book!