Men V's Women......

[Big RR]

When's the last time you've had "morning wood"?

Come on Crackpot, it's too easy. For most women, the answer would be whenever she wanted it.

[Guinevere]

Listen, I know this was not meant to be provocative and was said in a joking way, but I do find it strange that the only people who can be routinely stereotyped and criticized are men (specially non minority men) and fat people.

Well that's not true at all. Try being a blonde lawyer.

(and the blonde jokes are 99.9% of the time aimed at *female* blondes)

[Big RR]

True, lawyers are a special category (but then a category most of us make a choice to enter); and as for blonde jokes, I think they are far less common than before because someone will take offense. BTW, are there really "male" blonde jokes? I've never heard one.

[Guinevere]

If you think blonde jokes are less common than before, its only because you're not a blonde!

[Big RR]

Does light brown that bleaches much lighter in the sun ("dirty blonde"), intermixed with strands of silver count?

[Andrew D]

I'm told the birth experience is worse than having kidney stones.

People who have experienced both have told me the opposite. And urologists have told me that kidney stones in men are (for structural reasons whose details escape me) more painful than kidney stones in women. You want some real pain? Try having an attack of acute pancreatitis and passing a kidney stone at the same time.

[Joe Guy]

You want some real pain? Try having an attack of acute pancreatitis and passing a kidney stone at the same time.

You've not felt real pain until you've experienced the above after bumping your elbow real hard while having a migraine and a toothache and giving birth as you are being pepper sprayed...

[Lord Jim]

are there really "male" blonde jokes? I've never heard one.

I used to hear them all the time about Dan Quayle...

Tell me please, when was the last time you had your period?

I'm with you on that one...

If our genitals bled every month we'd probably be damn near as nuts as y'all are...

[Rick]

This is true, men don't have to be ill for 9 months while carrying around another human being, who's going to split their pelvis bone and change their body permanently.

Not to mention 30+ years of monthly bleeding and cramps, hormonal changes, bloating, puffiness, headaches, etc. They could never handle it.

Again.

We have to put up with it too.

A sister and had to put up with it.

A wife and had to put up with it.

Daughters and had to put up with it.

A granddaughter and will have to put up with it.

I have a fairly high pain threshold.

However sinus infections (late Fall AND Spring) do bring out the bear in me...

[@meric@nwom@n]

I am pretty much a big baby about pain. No like. Husband is a big baby about illness.

Ever had norovirus? Bad mojo. Run a slight fever, weaker than a kitten and vomit and diarrhea concurrently. It's very contagious. I caught it at work and brought it home and gave it to the husband. I was still very sick when he got it. Incidentally, it can and does render one incontinent of stool. I actually had to wear adult diapers because (unfortunate details). Anyway, I was just barely able to get up out of bed when husband came down with it. He managed to make a huge mess in the bathroom then fell in the floor. I, who was still really ill mind you, had to clean that up, clean him up and help him get into bed.

He is the bigger baby.

[loCAtek]

As for your scars, I think it would depend where they are. Care to post some photos?

Um, no. One is on my tit, burnt right through my bra, before I thought to put it out.
Film at eleven.

Listen, I know this was not meant to be provocative and was said in a joking way, but I do find it strange that the only people who can be routinely stereotyped and criticized are men (specially non minority men) and fat people.

...and Gays! But get used to it, for the next 9,999 years to make us even!

[loCAtek]

If our genitals bled every month we'd probably be damn near as nuts as y'all are...

"Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!*"





*Not mine, universal truth, google it.

[Miles]

After having a heart attack and two open heart surgeries being shot and stabbed just didn't seem so bad.

[SisterMaryFellatio]

When's the last time you've had "morning wood"?

Frequently i just hop on!!

[loCAtek]

I'm told the birth experience is worse than having kidney stones.

People who have experienced both have told me the opposite. And urologists have told me that kidney stones in men are (for structural reasons whose details escape me) more painful than kidney stones in women. You want some real pain? Try having an attack of acute pancreatitis and passing a kidney stone at the same time.

The OP is not about how painful it is, but how you take it. My Ex had kidney stones; I had to run for ice and pain killers when he called.
I've always tended my own wounds and medicated myself when seriously hurt.

[Lord Jim]

I do find it strange that the only people who can be routinely stereotyped and criticized are men (specially non minority men) and fat people.

Especially white southern males...

You can make red neck or cracker jokes till the cows come home, and nobody bats an eye...

Oh and don't forget Christians...

Especially Catholics or fundamentalists....

It's Open Season on them every day...

[Rick]

Oh and don't forget Christians...

KKKristians...

[Lord Jim]

KKKristians...

Ah yes....

I have to say that one of the things I've been happiest about with Plan B, is the fact that that certifiable, bigoted ignoranus hasn't graced us with his presence....

I think I'd even rather have Steve....

[Sean]

My poor darling hubby is just home from hospital after having a wrist reconstruction yesterday. Don't get me wrong hes not whinging or complaining but he is in pain. I am in no doubt about that.

Ow.

Fucking ow.

That is all.

[loCAtek]

Wuss