Plan B Forum

Is it all it's cracked up to be?

I reckon it's a pain in the arse...

Sean wrote:I reckon it's a pain in the arse...

Surely if it was a pain anywhere else you'd be doing it wrong?

Someone I knew had it during a brown-out with her boyfriend Colin and she said it's a crappy way to have sex.

Brown out...

*fnarr fnarr*

What is anal sex 'cracked up' to be?

Entering the poop exit of a woman has no appeal to me.

Why any man would want to dip his penis into a fart expelling dung dropping orifice is something I haven't given a lot of thought to and the idea isn't something I've ever considered, no matter how drunk I was.

But hey... whatever turns you on.

Just don't forget to wipe.

That's basically how I've always viewed it.

Anal? Sure, I've done anal before, lots of times!

It's a healthy form of expression; best done at the end of a bath, then you can rinse off the arse end afterwards.

Not many folks know a good dog-wash should include expressing or cleaning the anal glands, otherwise a doggie will butt-scoot embaressingly!