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Long Run
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Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor
Submitted by Jur on Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:54

Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.
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If that screen could play porn as well it might be a plus. I see a franchise opportunity.

We could market it as the Orgasmatron and have walk in centers for quickies.

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I've seen that picture before. A few years ago iirc.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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That reminds me of the machine they used in A Boy And His Dog...

Very strange sci-fi cult flick from the mid-70's...It was Don Johnson's first role, and somehow they even got Jason Robards to play a part...Alvy Moore...( the perpetually befuddled county agent "Mr. Kimble" from Green Acres) produced it, wrote the script, and played two roles; one as the dog's voice...

Funny the things one remembers... :?
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It has been around for a couple of years, but is making the rounds again. It looks like an actual product; no user reviews to be found though. :?

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A "massage pipe." Interesting terminology.
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké

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They tried "crack pipe" but got unintended results.
GAH!

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Beware, it might be made by the same manufacturers of Chinese finger traps.


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:funee:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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