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No imagination
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:45 pm
by Long Run
Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor
Submitted by Jur on Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:54
Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.
According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.
The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.
http://www.sciencedump.com/content/chin ... -extractor
Re: No imagination
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:04 pm
by Big RR
If that screen could play porn as well it might be a plus. I see a franchise opportunity.
We could market it as the Orgasmatron and have walk in centers for quickies.
Re: No imagination
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:24 pm
by Crackpot
I've seen that picture before. A few years ago iirc.
Re: No imagination
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:36 pm
by Lord Jim
That reminds me of the machine they used in
A Boy And His Dog...
Very strange sci-fi cult flick from the mid-70's...It was Don Johnson's first role, and somehow they even got Jason Robards to play a part...Alvy Moore...( the perpetually befuddled county agent "Mr. Kimble" from
Green Acres) produced it, wrote the script, and played two roles; one as the dog's voice...
Funny the things one remembers...
Re: No imagination
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:38 pm
by Long Run
It has been around for a couple of years, but is making the rounds again. It looks like an actual product; no user reviews to be found though.
Re: No imagination
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:14 pm
by Guinevere
A "massage pipe." Interesting terminology.
Re: No imagination
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:09 pm
by Sue U
They tried "crack pipe" but got unintended results.
Re: No imagination
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:47 pm
by TPFKA@W
Beware, it might be made by the same manufacturers of Chinese finger traps.
Re: No imagination
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:28 am
by BoSoxGal
