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will you be wanting port with that?

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:57 pm
by Gob
A restaurant customer who asked for cheese and biscuits to finish off her meal was handed a plate of brie, cheddar and red Leicester alongside custard creams, Jammie Dodgers and bourbons.

Diane Murray, an NHS assistant director in Ayrshire, was handed the unusual selection of biscuits to accompany the cheese at an as-yet-unnamed hotel restaurant. Ms Murray and her step-daughter Steph Kerr took to Twitter to share news of the bizarre encounter, with the latter writing on the social media site: ‘If you need cheering up, here's a photo of the time my stepmum asked for cheese and biscuits at a hotel.’

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I'd have loved it!

Re: will you be wanting port with that?

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:00 pm
by Guinevere
Yes. Yes please, port, biscuits, cheese. I'll take it all!

Re: will you be wanting port with that?

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:23 am
by wesw
that is a tasty looking plate of food. i think i even see a stick of celery peeking out. great for cleansing the palate between the cheeses and the biscuits...

Re: will you be wanting port with that?

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:28 am
by Joe Guy
I don't think that's celery. I think it's a toenail.

Re: will you be wanting port with that?

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:26 am
by rubato
Cheeses with apple slices and some cut-comb honey; the perfect dessert. A glass of port would be nice too.


yrs,
rubato

Re: will you be wanting port with that?

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:54 am
by wesw
my daughter didn t believe that cheese and apple slices were great together, now she is a big fan. I haven t convinced her to have cheese on apple pie yet tho....