It's a bitch getting old...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 8:07 pm
So about a month ago, I'm in the garage, (which like most San Franciscans, we use for storage) moving boxes around to pull out our Halloween decorations, and move our Christmas decorations to the front...
When all of a sudden I feel this pull in my left heel tendon...
And I knew immediately what it was; I'd done it before...
Running or playing tennis...not just moving boxes...
The pain isn't particularly excruciating; just annoying...just favor it for a couple of days, and it goes away...
But after a few days Lady Kelly is on my case to go to the doctor...which strikes me as ridiculous...
(I really think that men would die out as a sex if it weren't for women; being a man, my attitude towards any physical problem is "if you ignore it long enough it will go away"...and frankly, a lot of the time, that approach seems to work...but I digress...)
I'm not going to go to the doctor for a pulled heel tendon...(You'd have a hard time talking me into going to the doctor if I was having a massive stroke..."Hey, my right arm still works"...)
Give me a couple of days and I'll be right as rain...
But after a few days I was still hobbling and pretending that I wasn't, so we compromised and I agreed to call my doctor...
I refer to my Doctor as Doctor Vinny Boom Bah...(Old Rodney Dangerfield line...)
And he knows that's what I call him...(I've been going to him for nearly 20 years; he's got a Harvard MD, but he's a frustrated stand-up comedian...I can't imagine why we get along...
)
So I call Dr. Vinny Boom Bah, and explain my situation....
And he says, "how long ago did it happen?"
And I say, "about two weeks ago"
And he asks, "are you in pain?"
And I say, "well not really in pain, it's just damn annoying; it's slowing me down..."
And then I asked him what I should do...
And he said:
"Do nothing. You can tape it up with an ace bandage, but at your age it's just going to take a while to heal"...
I took that opportunity to remind him that he's only a couple of years younger than I am, and then queried him on the meaning of "a while"....
And he said, "well at your age, (there's that 'your age' thing again) it could be a couple of months.... "
"A couple of months"? for an irritation that used to take a few days to clear up...
Sometimes I feel like the warranty's run out...
When all of a sudden I feel this pull in my left heel tendon...
And I knew immediately what it was; I'd done it before...
Running or playing tennis...not just moving boxes...
The pain isn't particularly excruciating; just annoying...just favor it for a couple of days, and it goes away...
But after a few days Lady Kelly is on my case to go to the doctor...which strikes me as ridiculous...
(I really think that men would die out as a sex if it weren't for women; being a man, my attitude towards any physical problem is "if you ignore it long enough it will go away"...and frankly, a lot of the time, that approach seems to work...but I digress...)
I'm not going to go to the doctor for a pulled heel tendon...(You'd have a hard time talking me into going to the doctor if I was having a massive stroke..."Hey, my right arm still works"...)
Give me a couple of days and I'll be right as rain...
But after a few days I was still hobbling and pretending that I wasn't, so we compromised and I agreed to call my doctor...
I refer to my Doctor as Doctor Vinny Boom Bah...(Old Rodney Dangerfield line...)
And he knows that's what I call him...(I've been going to him for nearly 20 years; he's got a Harvard MD, but he's a frustrated stand-up comedian...I can't imagine why we get along...
So I call Dr. Vinny Boom Bah, and explain my situation....
And he says, "how long ago did it happen?"
And I say, "about two weeks ago"
And he asks, "are you in pain?"
And I say, "well not really in pain, it's just damn annoying; it's slowing me down..."
And then I asked him what I should do...
And he said:
"Do nothing. You can tape it up with an ace bandage, but at your age it's just going to take a while to heal"...
I took that opportunity to remind him that he's only a couple of years younger than I am, and then queried him on the meaning of "a while"....
And he said, "well at your age, (there's that 'your age' thing again) it could be a couple of months.... "
"A couple of months"? for an irritation that used to take a few days to clear up...
Sometimes I feel like the warranty's run out...

