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Don't forget to tune in
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:19 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
... to Monday Night Football!
Tonight the Mighty, Mighty Cleveland Browns take on the giant talents of the Baltimore Traitors Ravens.
No playoff implications! No top-ranked quarterbacks to get hurt! Normal size balls! And normal size balls-ups. How can anyone miss a show like this?
Re: Don't forget to tune in
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:16 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Monday Nightmare Football.... national TV and the 17 people outside of this town and Baltimore who bothered to watch saw what it means to be a sports fan in North East Ohio. We have new ways to lose - creative, crushing, Cleveland.
Red right 88? Child's play! Jordan over Ehlo? Fish in a barrel! Everyone over the Indians? Easy peasy! How about... toss a helmet to celebrate a victory and get a penalty to lose a game - we got it! Or a missed field goal negated by offside; rekick and lose - it's who we are. And now... our chance to kill at the buzzer... a blocked kick... ball returned for a touchdown the wrong way... "They can't possibly lose it now.... oh..."
Next to this, Byner's touchdown without the ball stands as the highlight of our reel - the little engine that not only couldn't but never will.
Maybe next year... maybe then.
Re: Don't forget to tune in
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 5:24 pm
by Joe Guy
Did you say 'the little injun that not only couldn't but never will'?