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Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:19 pm**

The Perfect Female Body - According to Women: Someone else's.

The Perfect Female Body - According to Men: Any one I can touch.

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:21 pm**

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:13 pm**

Whoa... you got that one way wrong!

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:37 pm**

Both these women are wearing too many clothes to make a proper assessment.

What else to you have, MGM?

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:54 pm**

For the last time, Ray - I'm not taking my clothes off for you!

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:19 pm**

I think Sue hit the nail on the head ....
Or as someone else once put it —
Women spend their time looking for Mr. Right; men spend their time looking for Ms. Right Now!

-"BB"-

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:26 pm**

I ll go with the ladies' choice..., I don t want no parts of kimmie k

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:28 pm**

And all that plastic.

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:28 pm**

True dat... Jennifer Aniston, OK. But let's face it wesw, no part of KK (or JA) would be interested in either of us... well, not you anyway but I might have a shot. (Straight line....)

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:47 pm**

I ll let it go..., and you are right, now, but 15 yrs ago....., I was right purty...

jenny a always seemed a bit too snotty for my tastes tho....

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:49 pm**

er... wesw... it wasn't her nose they picked

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:07 am**

oh, ok, I m a tit man anyway....

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2015 4:42 am**

wesw wrote:I ll let it go... but 15 yrs ago....., I was right purty...

I got yer' purty ri cheer:

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:16 pm**

Sue U wrote:The Perfect Female Body - According to Women: Someone else's.

The Perfect Female Body - According to Men: Any one I can touch.

Correct, as usual Sue!!

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:01 pm**

There you are, Beer Sponge.

(Man, Sue is usually not wrong but on this....??!! Way off!)

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:32 am**

WTF?

Is it your point that no man would touch those women because they are morbidly obese?

Because, in fact, there are many men who would.

Sometimes you can be very backward-thinking, Meade.

Don't make fun of fat people, please?

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:52 am**

to be fair, he makes fun of himself too

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2015 3:27 am**

I see early death due to a myriad of retched health condition stretched to the max.

In alphabetical order:
* Depression
* Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
* Heart disease
* High blood pressure
* Osteoarthritis
* Respiratory problems
* Sleep apnea
* Type/2 diabetes
* Urinary stress incontinence

Once I get past all of that -- Wow! -- Hubba hubba!

I can actually see the next season of ABC's "The Bachelor." Ladies, let's meet the man who will be vying for your affection... may I present, Morty Creosote.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:01 am**

wesw wrote:oh, ok, I m a tit man anyway....

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I DON'T KNOW

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PURTY?

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I DON'T SEE FAT

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