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Anyone on here play it? I know how the pieces move and that about sums it up. My ex was a competitive player and mopped the floor with me any time I tried to play with him so I quit.

I have started to get into it with the computer. Any advice on learning strategy?

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When you see you are about to lose, throw the board up in the air. :mrgreen:

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Never play against a pigeon.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Use your left hand and alway chose red.
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké

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Guinevere wrote:Use your left hand and alway chose red.
Was that directed at Gob? And did the topic is Chess not masturbation.

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oldr_n_wsr wrote:When you see you are about to lose, throw the board up in the air. :mrgreen:
It works for Monopoly too.

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TPFKA@W wrote:
Guinevere wrote:Use your left hand and alway chose red.
Was that directed at Gob? And did the topic is Chess not masturbation.
Nope, directed at you. Pretty simple tips for chess play, as you requested. :mrgreen:
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké

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I think you have a checkered past Guin.

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When it comes to chess....
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké

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Here you go

For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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After watching this I have the oddest urge for a slurpee.

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:lol:
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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TPFKA@W wrote:
I have started to get into it with the computer.
I've had many an unkind word with my computer too, but to no avail. However, you have a more effective manner of addressing such things so your computer may get in line.

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Long Run wrote:
TPFKA@W wrote:
I have started to get into it with the computer.
I've had many an unkind word with my computer too, but to no avail. However, you have a more effective manner of addressing such things so your computer may get in line.
I have had to corporeally punish my computer a time or 2. I am a big fan of percussive maintenance.

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Keeps the folks at the computer repair shop busy, I bet.

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I used to play a bit.

I have a couple of friends that I started playing with when I was a kid.

we played regularly for many yrs

we kept playing, every once in a while, until just a few yrs ago.

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An old platform, worth a revisit
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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oldr_n_wsr wrote:When you see you are about to lose, throw the board up in the air. :mrgreen:

That's a pricey reaction when one is playing on the computer. 8-)
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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